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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7110 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 99 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 144 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
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