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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 419 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!
2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?
3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!
