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CraftyMystery Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1874	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	130
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Ron, the legendary chicken whisperer of our server.

Ron was just a regular player like you, until one day he stumbled upon a secret chicken farm hidden deep within the virtual forests. Little did he know, these chickens were no ordinary poultry. They possessed magical powers that granted Ron the ability to fly like a majestic eagle across the pixelated skies.

Now, Ron rules the server with his army of flying chickens, terrorizing anyone who dares to challenge his dominance. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can harness the power of the chickens and join Ron in his quest for virtual glory!

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of soaring through the skies on the back of a magical chicken. Who needs dragons when you have flying chickens, am I right? See you in the virtual world, fellow chicken enthusiasts!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General #2852 – “YangOutWithMe”

desuarchive, discussion, E-Celebs, general, IRL politics, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT content, RWBY, RWBY content, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, Trash General, troll posts, viz media, Yang, YangOutWithMe

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Items Found:	5030
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4451

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re a fan of RWBY, or even if you hate it – just don’t try to convince us it’s good, because we won’t listen! Make sure to read the Pastebin for all the wacky rules and shenanigans: http://rwbyg.com/

In this server, arguing about anything from ships to E-Celebs to IRL politics is strictly forbidden. We only want good vibes and crazy adventures here! And if you come across any spam or trolls, just report and ignore them – we don’t have time for their nonsense.

But wait, there’s more! Did you hear that Rooster Teeth has shut down? Don’t worry, all their content (and some RWBY content) can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. And to top it all off, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us in this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where Patch will rise again and anything is possible. Previous threads, archived threads, and the Scarletverse thread are all waiting for you to dive in and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in the game!

VirginityVillage Minecraft Server

acquaintance, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, hookup culture, Integrity, judgement, lying.., Minecraft, morality, relationships, Religious, Server, sexting, Standards, Truth, VALUES, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillage

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	2861	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and integrity above all else! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like in the story above.

Looking for a server where you can uncover juicy secrets and expose liars? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like when that guy found out his “virgin” girlfriend was actually not so innocent.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the madness!

SundayCraft: August Edition

AUGUST, beach days, Calm, Edition, End of summer, family time, grand scale, lazy days, leisure, long weekends, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, Peaceful, Reflection, Relaxation, Serene, slow pace, Summer, Sunday, SundayCraft, Tranquil, warm weather

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where every day feels like a sunday on steroids! we got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. trust us, it’s clucking awesome.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil gingerbread men guarding the exit. they bite.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make august feel like sunday every day!

The Atlas Project: Where digging a hole is a legitimate survival strategy

Atlas, Digging, Hole, Legitimate, Project, smp, smp Minecraft Server Addons Better Blocks Enchantments Shields Elytras Texture packs Decisions Players Join Today Discord Invite v3y4g7z5Wf 18+ Looking World, strategy, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Farms Harvested:	217
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	276
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server Overview

Addons	Description
Better on Bedrock	Improves gameplay on Bedrock edition
Mini Blocks	Allows for smaller block sizes
More Enchantments	Expands the variety of enchantments available
More Shields	Adds more shield options for players
More Elytras	Increases the availability of elytras in the game

Decisions are community-driven, and we strive to provide a better gaming experience for our players!

Join Today! Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the provided Discord invite link and following the instructions.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, this server is only for players 18 years and older.
Can I suggest new addons?	Absolutely! Player input is valued, and suggestions for new addons are always welcome.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

50% off, blockcraft, book now, CONSERVATIVE, coping, counseling, DISCOUNT, election, emotional wellbeing, grief counseling, healing, MAGA, mental health, Minecraft, November, Politics, Promotion, self-care, Server, Support, Therapist, Therapy, Trump supporters

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchantments Applied:	154
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you a Trump supporter feeling lost and confused after the election? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and receive 50% off November Grief Counseling! Our therapists are specially trained to help you navigate through this difficult time of accepting reality. Plus, our virtual world is filled with MAGA hats, wall-building competitions, and exclusive access to a secret bunker where you can hide from the liberal agenda. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to heal your political wounds and build a brighter, blockier future!

GodlyLmao Minecraft SMP

amusement, damn, disbelief, Entertainment, exclamation, Expression, expression tag, funny, GOD, GodlyLmao, humor, humor tag, internet slang, LAUGHING, laughing tag, lmao, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Slang, smp, social media, Surprise, viral

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for funsies.

We have a secret underground club where the only rule is to dance like a chicken while wearing a pumpkin on your head. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Lava Diving Competition” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush, then come join us and prepare for some god damn lmao moments!

CreeperParty21

21st birthday, ALE, Applebees, bar experience, Birthday Party, Black Forest Cake, Catholic, CreeperParty21, DND characters, Fallout, family, Grandma, Mall, Nuka cola, Plans, rejection, Ren Faire, sleepover, SOPHISTICATED, The Disaster Artist, the room, video game, wine

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5694
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of your grandma ruining all your epic 21st birthday plans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and celebrate your big day in style!

Instead of dealing with crazy Catholic grandmas, come hang out with a group of wild and wacky players who will make sure your birthday is one for the books. Dress up as your favorite Minecraft character, drink virtual ale, and have a blast exploring our virtual world.

Forget about boring old bars and video game themed parties, on our server you can have a Ren Faire celebration like no other. Who needs ale and Nuka Cola when you can have virtual potions and enchanted cake?

And don’t worry about getting taken advantage of by jesters or drunk corpses, on our server, the only danger you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava.

So ditch your grandma’s crazy plans and join us for the ultimate 21st birthday bash. It’s time to sneak out of the house and into the world of Minecraft where anything is possible!

NoChopActorMC SMP

acting jobs, Actor, Auditions, career, Casting, Entertainment, film industry, getting work, Hollywood, industry standards, LUCK, Mediocrity, NoChopActorMC, opportunities, Overrated, persistence, RANGE, smp, success, talent management, TALENTLESS, zero chops

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Who’s a player with zero building skills or redstone knowledge yet somehow keeps getting invited to our SMP? You guessed it – YOU! Join our server where the only requirement is a lack of talent and a love for chaos. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner derp, look no further than our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BaseCampBugsAndMold

BaseCampBugsAndMold, brown water, environmental concerns, health hazards, health risks, housing inspections, housing maintenance, infrastructure issues, living quarters, Mice, military facilities, Military Families, military housing, military installations, military living conditions, military personnel, Mold, ROACHES, substandard conditions, U.S. military bases, unsanitary conditions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4521	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server it’s like a warzone but with blocks and stuff. imagine u r in a U.S. military base but instead of fighting enemies u r fighting mold, mice, roaches, and brown water. it’s like a survival game but with extra grossness. u gotta be tough to survive in this server, like a real soldier but with a pickaxe instead of a gun. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a wild ride!