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NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication styles, compromise, discomfort, family dynamics, family time, family traditions, INDEPENDENCE, introversion, introverted, NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO, Personal preferences, personal space, quality time, relationships, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, weekly meals

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	9074

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family time is mandatory! Join us for our weekly family meals with your in-game family members and bond over virtual food. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you prefer ordering online for pick up in real life – as long as you show up in-game!

Our server is perfect for introverts who prefer pixelated interactions over real-life socializing. Embrace your independence while still participating in our family gatherings – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family?

Don’t be like OP and skip out on our weekly meals – join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning if you’ve ever truly grown up. So come on, log on, and let’s build some memories together (literally)!

CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

costly items, costly possessions, CraftyRiches, expensive acquisitions, expensive assets, expensive belongings, extravagant goods, extravagant items, extravagant possessions, high-end items, high-end purchases, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury possessions, luxury purchases, Minecraft, most expensive item, smp, valuable acquisitions, valuable assets, valuable belongings, valuable items, valuable possessions

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchantments Applied:	142	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

bad job experience, CraftingNightmare, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job stress, terrible work experience, unpleasant work tasks, worst job, worst job boss, worst job conditions, worst job duties, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job hours, worst job interview, worst job pay, worst job stories, worst work environment, WorstJobEver

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, budget discussions, DefendCraft, defense budget, defense industry, defense investment, defense policy, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, gdp, government spending, Military, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

abroad, authoritarian regime, BRAINWASHING, CommieCraft, communism, control, Dictatorship, education, global affairs, Government, ideological training, international relations, isolationism, North Korea, outside influence, Overseas, policy, political indoctrination, Propaganda, ReEducation, RETURN, return home, Students

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5444	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

cream, Discord, Ice, meets, Minecraft, Prosper, served, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

blocky, fanskroni, Fauna, gfe, gfe content, goes hard, love, Minecraft, never anti, Server, Story, take note

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	90
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

adult content, adventurous, confession explicit, dinger, DingerInPlopPipe, experience sexual encounter, Forbidden, hidden, INTIMATE, lady, lustful, memorable passionate, Minecraft, Personal, plop pipe, private moment, RISQUE, secret, smp, taboo

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, catchy, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, IntroSkipper, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, never skip, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, smp, television, theme song, title sequence, tv show

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3666	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

anger, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExBlockerz, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving on, Pain, relationship trauma, Resentment, self love, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	6766
Gods Slained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!