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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9811 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 6263 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!