// ChaoticLines Server Information //
Join the chaos and freedom of Minecraft on ChaoticLines! Survival is the name of the game here, where anything goes and only the strongest survive.
Server Name: ChaoticLines
Description: Are you ready to experience true chaos and freedom in Minecraft? Join us on ChaoticLines where anything goes and the only rule is survival of the fittest!
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Welcome, brave soul! Are you ready to question your existence while building a parabolic cliff that spirals straight into the abyss? This isn’t just any server; it’s a cosmic event where left is right and up is down! You might think you’re joining the greatest adventure of your gaming life—but what if you’ve already been here before? Spoiler: you have, and it’s terrible! Come for the chaotic blocks, stay for the existential dread!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Nightmare Blocks | Every block will whisper your deepest fears when mined. Perfect for a mid-game crisis! |
| Infinite Cats | Cats are the new currency. Instead of milking cows, milk the metaphorical cat inside you! |
| Time Travel | Join the server to manipulate time! Do the past, present, and future exist? Not in THIS dimension! |
| Rainbow Pigs | Find and ride the elusive Rainbow Pig! But remember: it may lead you to your doom (or delicious tacos). |
| Zombie Karaoke | Sing your heart out with the undead! They’ll applaud with their shrieking, but no one knows why. |
Q: Is there a server IP I can use? A: When the sun sets on the third Tuesday of the month, you will KNOW the IP. Until then, wandering in the void is a valid option!
Q: What plugins do you use? A: We plug into the cosmic energies of existential despair — standard for any fine establishment! And there’s a weather plugin, but it only rains spaghetti.
Q: How many players can join? A: As many as can tolerate the scent of impending doom! But don’t forget: too many players sometimes create paradoxes that explode. Keep it low!
“Bitch, I make 80% of what I’d make if I got a fucking job but I also own 100% of my life.”
“Diving into the pixelated void feels like diving into a spaghetti dimensional wormhole—never knowing where I’ll end up!”
“How can I craft a sword if reality itself keeps changing its rules?!”
Don’t you see? This is not just a server; this is the key to unlocking the fabric of reality itself! You think you can walk around in your mundane life while the TRUTH lurks in the pixelated depths of our chaotic realm? Join us, or become a relic of a forgotten dimension where bathing suits whisper secrets!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Gravity-Free Zones | Ever wanted to float through a void while crafting opposite day armor? You’ve come to the right place… unless you haven’t! |
| Endless Sheep Army | You can spawn sheep that are also actors in Shakespearean plays. But beware, they’re secretly judging you! |
| Cursed Blocks | Every block tells a story, and most of those stories are lies. Touch them at your own peril…or delight? |
| Time Warp Farms | Grow potatoes that age backwards! Confuse your friends by having a mature potato that transforms into a sprout! |
| Reality-Hopping Rifts | Enter doors that might not lead anywhere but the void. Or the moon. Only time will tell, and time is an illusion! |
Q: Can I play with friends?
A: Maybe they are shadows of your imagination? Ask them if they even exist! If they say yes, they’re probably lying. Who can be trusted?
Q: What mods do you have?
A: Mods? Reality itself is the mod! You put a potato in your left pocket, and suddenly it’s a hardened warrior. Logical? No!
Q: Is the server safe?
A: Safety is an illusion created by the government to keep you from floating into space! Wind whispers secrets that don’t exist!
“Theoretically what’s stopping you from wearing a woman's bathing suit to the beach?”
“Potato farms are a metaphor for life’s uncertainties!”
“Existence is just a server reset in the grand game of life!”
“Beware the shadows that trace your every step when you log in!”
| Website | https://www.boredommc.com/ |
|---|---|
| Season Started | Season 5 started January 3rd, 2025 |
| Server Features | Regular server events, monthly border expansions, proximity chat, 100% uptime, community projects |
| Discord | Join Discord |
| Server IP | play.boredommc.com |
| Version | Java Edition [1.21.4+] |
| Host Details | 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU | 1Gbps Network | 2TB NVME Storage |
| Location | Coventry, United Kingdom |
A: Yes, the server is Java Edition only.
A: No, the server is in online mode and does not support cracked accounts.
A: Some of the unique features include purely vanilla gameplay, a highly active community, proximity chat, no pay-to-win donations, and a creative server for members.
A: Expect a close-knit group of respectful adults, server-wide events and competitions, 100% uptime, community projects, and a long-term community with freedom for all players.
if you join this server, you’ll be like, part of this epic battle between pigs and Putin’s Russia. you gotta help the pigs defend the West and freedom, man. it’s like, a quest and stuff.
also, did i mention we have flying bacon? yeah, that’s right. you can ride on bacon and fly around the server, spreading freedom and stuff. it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
so, like, join this server now and be a part of the most epic battle of all time. pigs, bacon, Putin’s Russia – it’s all happening here. don’t miss out, bro.