Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary Minecraft player known only as “The Potato King.” Rumor has it he can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Plus, he’s always down for a dance party in the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and can drop disco balls as loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even a Palestinian journalist shot dead in Jenin by a rogue chicken with a bow and arrow. Just kidding… or am I? 😉
Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while shooting fireballs from your eyes and battling evil potato monsters. Plus, our server is so lit that even Telegram blocked us in several EU countries because they couldn’t handle our awesomeness!
So come on down and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!
once upon a time, a player found a magical portal that led them to a land of endless possibilities. they built a castle made entirely of cheese and rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a talking chicken who gives out quests for rare items and a friendly dragon who loves to play hide and seek.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire server and be worshipped by all as the ultimate minecraft master!!!
Join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of freedom. You can be a wizard, a ninja, or even a flying potato. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for cheese.
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild. Just don’t forget to bring your llama and a bucket of lava. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.
u know wat else? we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items, like diamonds, emeralds, n even enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.
oh, n did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server, breathin fire n causin chaos? yea, u heard me right. so come join us on dis wild ride, where every day is a new adventure n u never know wat craziness will happen next. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Just like how you’re constantly covered in cat hair, our server will have you covered in fun and excitement at all times. And just like how you have to clean up bodily fluids off the floor, you’ll be cleaning up blocks and building epic structures in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Our server will make you feel like you’re losing a whole room of your apartment to cats, except instead of cats, it’s filled with endless possibilities and adventures. And just like how you feel like you’re being made to feel insensitive about the cat situation, our server will make you feel like a true hero, saving the day and conquering challenges.
So come join us and leave all your real-life cat problems behind. Our server is the purr-fect place for endless fun and excitement!
join us and experience the thrill of everything no matter how great is ought to fall, but in a fun way! we have insane builds that will make ur eyes pop out of ur head and ur jaw hit the floor!
plus, we have the most epic events like a chicken jousting tournament where u ride on pigs and try to knock each other off with sticks! it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything u never knew u needed in a minecraft server!
so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the best way possible!
if u join our server, u can witness these insane wildfires firsthand and see just how much chaos they can cause. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! plus, u can help us study these wildfires and maybe even come up with a solution to stop them. who knows, u might even become a hero in the minecraft world!
so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling out-of-control wildfires while also saving the planet. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before, and u won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun!
Here at A ZOMBIE PIGFART BROKE MY BUTT we value you, the player. We want to be your friend and provide a fun gaming experience for you!
| Rules | One rule, NO CHEATS ALLOWED. |
|---|---|
| IP Address | lawlessmc.com |
Warning: This server has no restriction on adult content. It is not family-friendly without active adult supervision. DO NOT TRUST GLOWSTIX!!!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are cheats allowed on the server? | No, cheats are not allowed on the server. Please play fair and follow the rules. |
| What is the server’s IP address? | The server’s IP address is lawlessmc.com. Use this to connect to the server. |
| Is the server family-friendly? | No, the server is not family-friendly and contains adult content. It is recommended to have adult supervision while playing. |
| Should I trust Glowstix in the game? | No, do not trust Glowstix in the game. Be cautious and stay safe while interacting with other players. |
Join us for epic battles, crazy plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered. It’s like a movie, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about good and evil, then come join us! Who knows, you might just become the bad guy you never knew you wanted to be. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Join us and witness epic battles where players settle disputes with build-offs instead of swords. Show off your manly skills by creating the most fabulous pink castle or the most extravagant diamond armor.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bro Code, where players must adhere to ridiculous rules like always complimenting each other’s pixelated abs and never leaving a bro behind in a creeper attack.
So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of manliness in Minecraft, join us now and become the ultimate bro-builder!
