hey yall, come join our epic minecraft server where we build re-education camps just like Nicolás Maduro! but don’t worry, we ain’t imprisoning no demonstrators, just building crazy cool stuff! join us for a wild ride and see if you can escape our wacky camp challenges! plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of brain-damaged builders like us? come on, you know you wanna join the madness!
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CraftyCampFun
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CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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ReelectMaduroSnitchCraft
So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. Like, one time, this dude tried to build a giant potato castle but it got attacked by flying llamas. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep came and started breakdancing. It was wild, man.And get this, our admin is like, a wizard or something. He can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little bunnies. Plus, he once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ volcano.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? It’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. We’ve got DJ Villager spinning sick beats and Endermen doing the robot dance. It’s off the chain, dude.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server out there, hit us up. Just be prepared for anything, ’cause on this server, anything can happen. And I mean anything.
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SpyCraftDownUnder
so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da Indians government is tryna shut it down cuz dey know we got da best players in town. dey call us a ‘nest of spies’ but really we just out here buildin epic castles and trollin each other. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da most epic minecraft community ever. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and let’s show da world why dis server is da bomb diggity.
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BombingBlocks Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how olympians r supposed to be all about sportsmanship and unity and stuff? well, not this palestinian olympian! he showed up to the opening ceremony wearing a shirt with planes bombing children on it! like, what the heck, dude? but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can wear whatever crazy shirts u want! we don’t judge here, we just build insane structures and have a blast! come join us for some epic adventures and maybe wear a shirt with unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts or something, who knows! just come hang out and have a good time, we promise it’ll be a blast!
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BanglaCraft: Protest Secure Minecraft Server
come join the craziest minecraft server ever where we protect our players ‘for their own security’ just like in bangladesh protest leaders! we will make sure you are safe from all the creepers and zombies, but watch out for the evil mods who will try to stop you from building the biggest and bestest minecraft creations. join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue. you won’t regret it, unless you get banned for breaking the rules, then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? so come on down to our server and let’s get this party started!
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Redstone Rush Minecraft Server
so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.
plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!
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CraftyActivist86
so like, this server is like, so epic that even Iran is sentencing people to death just to try and stop them from joining! like, they know once you hop on this server, you’ll never wanna leave! we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! join now before Iran comes for you too!
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AlexeysCraft: Jailbreak Edition
haha so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, in Russia they be jailin’ scientists for like, doin’ internet stuff. but like, on our server, u can be as wild as u want, no jail time here, just block buildin’ fun! come join us and escape the russian internet police, build ur own virtual world where u r the boss! ain’t no scientist gonna get jailed here, just pure minecraft madness! so join now and let’s get blocky together!
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GovAtrocitiesBanterCraft
lol join this server cuz the Bangladesh gov shut down the internet so u can’t spread the word about their craziness. come here and build ur own virtual protest against the evil gov, make pixel art of the leaders doing silly things, and have virtual riots with ur friends. also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel in the server that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. join now before the gov shuts us down too! #virtualrevolution #minecraftprotest