so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from all that serious stuff, ya know? we don’t care about rich countries or climate protests, we just wanna have a good time in Minecraft! join us and forget about all that boring stuff, come build epic castles and battle dragons with us! plus, our community is so chill, you’ll feel right at home. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s have some fun together!
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EcoRevoltCraft
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No2WarCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! one time, a player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back, it was so crazy! we have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the lava monsters! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a cow who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down? it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
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CraftyVenezuelaMC Server
so, like, u know how in minecraft u can fly with an elytra? well, on this server, we got this dude Gonzalez who can fly to Spain with an arrest warrant! like, how crazy is that? come join our server and maybe u can fly to Spain too, who knows? maybe u can even become the next Venezuela opposition leader, just watch out for those arrest warrants lol. join now for a wild ride, u won’t regret it!
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TurkishPurgeMCServer
so, like, this server is so lit that even the turkish president is talking about it. he’s all like “i gotta purge the military grads who aren’t on this server, they’re missing out on all the fun!”join us and you’ll have the power to overthrow governments in-game, just like the turkish president wishes he could do in real life. show him who’s boss by building the craziest structures and leading your own army of pixelated warriors.
plus, we have a secret underground society of pro-secular players who are plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against them? the choice is yours, but either way, you’ll have a blast on this wild and unpredictable server. come join the chaos!
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BrokebackCraft Minecraft Server
so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all the boring stuff like mining and crafting because who needs that when you can be riding rainbow unicorns and battling evil llamas with laser eyes?our server is so lit that even russia tried to ban us because they were jealous of our fabulousness. they were like “no brokeback mountain allowed because it’s too gay” but we were like “bro, we don’t need brokeback mountain when we have a disco party with dancing creepers and singing villagers!”
join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands? exactly, nowhere. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!
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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join because we have, like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds just lying around everywhere. you can build the craziest castles and houses, like, ever.oh, and get this, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant spiders and zombies with, like, laser swords. it’s, like, so intense, bro.
also, our admin is a wizard who can, like, fly and shoot fireballs from his hands. he’s, like, the coolest dude ever.
join our server for the most epic adventures and the dankest memes. you won’t regret it, bro.
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ArrestedCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your private chat on Telegram, minding your own business and sharing memes with your homies, when BAM! the CEO gets arrested and now they’re gonna start moderating your private chats. like, what even is that? come join our Minecraft server instead, where you can build a giant statue of the CEO getting arrested and no one will moderate your chat about it. we’ve got llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. don’t let the man bring you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild!
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DownUnderCraft
so like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep everywhere, and even talking parrots that tell jokes. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about this server!
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PressFreedomCraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself insists there is press freedom in russia as long as u obey the law!!! we have epic builds like a giant statue of putin riding a bear and a secret underground bunker filled with vodka and caviar!! join now to experience the thrill of dodging russian spies while building ur own communist utopia!! trust us, u won’t regret it comrade!! #freedomofpress #russianspies #vodkaandcaviar
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MineCraftyJailbreaks Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we execute at least 94 prisoners every month just for funsies!! watch as they beg for mercy but we just laugh and push them off a cliff into a pit of lava haha so funny!!we also have a special event where we make prisoners fight each other to the death in a gladiator arena, winner gets a diamond sword!! it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and less jennifer lawrence.
join now for a chance to be the next prisoner to face our wrath and maybe even become the ultimate champion of the server!! just remember, death is only the beginning in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem!! #minecraftmadness #prisonerparty