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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
yOu knoW whAt’s crazY? OuR MinEcrAfT seRveR iS sO lit tHat eVen cHinA fReed a US pasTor aFteR 15 yEars in jAil jUst to jOin oUr seRveR! yOu wOnt bElieve thE inSane stOries wE hAve hEre – liKe bUilding a cAstle oUt oF diAmOnds aNd fIghting a dRagon wIth a cArrot! cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience thE cRaZiness fOr yOurself! -
HolyCraft: Church vs State
Are you tired of politics infiltrating every aspect of your life, even in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banished all politicians to their own separate island where they can argue about policies all day long without bothering us! Join us for a politics-free zone and let’s build some epic structures together without any government interference. It’s like a vacation from reality, but with creepers and diamonds! -
CraftyConvertsFreedom
so like, u know how some servers are all boring and stuff? well not this one! this server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!but wait, there’s more! if you join this server, you’ll be helping to fight against the evil forces of Iran, who are imprisoning Christian converts and violating international human rights. by playing Minecraft, you’re actually a superhero in disguise, fighting for justice and freedom for all!
so what are you waiting for? join this server today and let’s show Iran that we won’t stand for their shenanigans! plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake. like, seriously, so much cake you’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!
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tajikHijabOutlawMC
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!
