Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.
We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.
So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?
But the real reason to join our server? The freedom of movement is unmatched, just like in CTR. You’ll be jumping, dashing, and spinning your way to victory in ways you never thought possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the best Minecraft server ever created – just watch out for those TNT crates!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to say Xer’s name three times before logging in, or else you might end up in a world where creepers wear top hats and demand tea parties. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
1. Our server is so insane that even Fauna and Kronii, two of the most powerful players, are no longer friends. Rumor has it that their friendship ended over a dispute about who had the best pet parrot. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that drama.
2. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is that it’s guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens armed with enchanted swords. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasure for yourself?
3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the sheep into disco-loving party animals. You’ll never look at a woolly creature the same way again once you see them busting out dance moves to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, drama, and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a sturdy pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!
YellowStone – 1 season. (started – 10/31/2024 – ended – ??.??.2025)
A small Minecraft project aimed at vanilla themes, naturally the server contains features that were not and are not present in other projects. It is worth mentioning the fact that there is a different generation of the upper world on the server.
You can get to the server both for a fee and for free; penetration is relatively inexpensive, so almost everyone can afford it. You can apply on the project’s official discord server; the link can be found on this page.
To purchase a penetration, please write to the technical support of our server. It is located on the project’s Discord server.
mc.yellowstn.ru
But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies come to help you out! They even bring you cake and throw a party in your honor. But watch out for the creepers who are trying to crash the party – they just want to dance too!
And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden portal will be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures
Who are we?
School SMP Is full of fun and adventure
What do we have?
⇨ Ultimate Survival And more gamemodes coming soon!
( SchoolSMP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)
◆ JAVA IP: play.schoolsmp.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25573
Come Join the School and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!
play.schoolsmp.fun:25573
Patch Notes? We don’t follow those boring rules! Our server is constantly evolving with new updates that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on our Twitch Drops – you could win a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect just by playing!
But wait, there’s more! Want to feel like a VIP? Buy an Early Access Key and unlock exclusive content that will blow your mind. And if you ever get lost, just check out our Wiki or Game Database for all the tips and tricks you need.
Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our Ingame Chat Channel/global 1488 – they’ll tell you all about the insane fun we have every day!