🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4343 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Join us and watch as your BMI magically drops from 22 to 20 just by playing Minecraft. Our secret? We’ve infused our server with special weight-loss potions that will have you feeling lighter than a feather.
Say goodbye to SSRIs and hello to the joy of mining and crafting. Our server will have you so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your troubles. And before you know it, you’ll be 188cm tall and a lean, mean 71.6kg machine.
Don’t hate yourself, join our server and start loving the new, healthier you. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be the key to a slimmer, happier life?