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Enchanted Grove Village 1.21.3
Yo bro, forget about those dirty hippie chicks, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t smell like patchouli, I promise. Plus, who needs real-life backpacking when you can explore endless virtual worlds from the comfort of your mom’s basement? Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you see our epic builds and meet our wacky community of players. So ditch the hiking boots and grab your virtual pickaxe, because this server is where the real adventure begins! -
SlyFoxUnlabeled – Minecraft SMP
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got diamond armor for days, mobs dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks, and the villagers are straight up party animals, I swear!But the real reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama races. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMA RACES! These bad boys are faster than a speeding minecart and cuter than a baby zombie in a pumpkin helmet.
Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do our bidding, like we once had a dragon cook us breakfast burritos while we battled a horde of evil bunnies. It was wild, man.
So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself, whether you’re a blocky warrior, a redstone genius, or just a llama enthusiast, then come join us and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!
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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical pixie dream girl on steroids! Picture this: you’re a Japanese high-schooler who has been transported into a world where you can build and explore to your heart’s content. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin! -
BroBroCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Just like my new age hippie brother, we live “off the grid” in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our server is so chill, even Jim’s “girl headaches” won’t bother you here. Need a dark room and something salty? We got you covered! No need for “hard chemicals” on our server, just pure, unadulterated fun. So come join us and leave your worries behind, unless you’re my brother, then maybe bring some water for Jim. -
BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP
Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
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AuraForge
MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Custom Enchants Economy Custom Skills Leveling System Land Claims Halloween Event Spooky Rewards Discounts Activities Mob Server Online Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community, Economy, PvP, PvEJoin Our New SMP!
Halloween Event Out Now! Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
Features: – Custom Enchants – Economy: – Custom Skills & Leveling System: – Land Claims:**
play.auraforge.net
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MineZones
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
play.minezones.org:40000
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No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server
Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. -
Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!