so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal
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PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server
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PrisonCraft2021
Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!
Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!
But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!
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Sellner’s Block Party
lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!
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HamasCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!
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BlockParty: Censorship Wars
join dis cray cray minecraft server if u wanna be part of da most epic adventure of ur life! we got unicorns dat poop rainbows, flying pigs dat drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery!if u join dis server, u will be able to ride on a dragon, battle a giant chicken boss, and even build a roller coaster dat goes all da way to da moon!
we also have a special potion dat turns u into a potato for 24 hours, so u can experience life as a spud in da minecraft world.
so come join us on dis server and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! 🦄🐷🌈🥔🚀 #bestserverever
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BlockCraftEU2022
haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!
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BanCraft: BolsoRally
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a brazilian soap opera! our ban system is as strict as bolsonaro’s policies, but that just makes it more fun!if you’re looking for a place to express your “free speech” without consequences, look no further! our community of outraged bolsonaro supporters will have your back as we rally together against the evil mods who try to silence us.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop chaos! who needs politics when you can have all the drama you could ever want in a minecraft server? come join us and be part of the madness!
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TeleCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, our server is like the BEST place to be, man. u know why? cuz our CEO, like, got arrested in france for, like, not moderating properly. but don’t worry, he says he’ll do better now. so, like, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. maybe u’ll even get arrested too! lolz.
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CraftyMusk’sCourtBrazil
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are like, the rulers of their own universe? it’s like, so lit that even a brazilian supreme court judge is threatening to suspend twitter, i mean X, unless elon musk names a new legal rep for the site in brazil. like, that’s some next level drama, amirite?anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺
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Durov’s Crafty Kingdom
so this server is like, the wildest place ever in minecraft land. like, you gotta join if you wanna be part of the most epic adventures and shenanigans. we got creepers that do the macarena and pigs that can fly. no joke, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.our admin is like this mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance. he once built a replica of the Kremlin out of diamond blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with more explosions.
oh, and did i mention the legendary battle arena where players duel it out with enchanted weapons and armor? it’s like the hunger games, but with more cake. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where skeletons drop sick beats and zombies breakdance.
so yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen. even the Kremlin warning France about intimidating telegram bosses.