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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2230 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!