Can’t-opie Server: We’re Semi-Vanilla, But Fully Hilarious! Join the Fun, No Squares Allowed!

Allowed, atmosphere, BUILD, Cantopie, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Feedback, Fully, Fun, hats, hilarious, ideas, Join, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, soft border, Spigot, squares, stress free, TOWN, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1941

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

★ Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

★ IP: canopymc.net

★ Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord

★ Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often is the map reset?	We just reset the map on July 13th and won’t reset again until the community calls for it.
What type of server is it?	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration.
How many players are typically online?	We typically have 50 people online at any given time.

AngryTweetCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, AngryTweetCraft, dirty host, Final Match, France, hate france, History, Japan, judo, match fixing, match rigging, Minecraft, Race, racism, roulette, Server, strongest hero, trending, twitter, worst olympic

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a judo match with a roulette wheel? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we once had players match fixing races to determine the strongest hero in a final match! And if that’s not crazy enough, we also have Twitter drama trending with hashtags like “I hate France” and “match rigging” – it’s like the Olympics, but with way more drama and way less sportsmanship. Join us for the worst (but most entertaining) Minecraft experience in history!

NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

beginning of the end, Decline, decline in rankings, Downfall, dropping in rankings, falling behind, losing ground, losing momentum, losing position, losing status, no longer at the top, no longer top 2, not in top 2, NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP, out of top rankings, sliding down, slipping, slipping down, slipping out of top 2

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Votes:	1284	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	83
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mines Excavated:	3588
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Emeralds Found:	5971

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

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