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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6703 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 975 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2215 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
come join our server and you can build a ship that will NEVER sink, unlike the titanic which is basically a floating grave. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness.
we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the zombies are the bouncers. you can even ride a pig into battle against the ender dragon, because why not? who needs a horse when you have a pig with attitude?
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. join us and become a legend in the minecraft world, or at least have a good laugh trying. come on, what are you waiting for? the titanic is in better shape than most ships of that era, so hop on board our server and let’s sail into the sunset of pure madness.
