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Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2030

assassin business, Blitzo, Clownfish edition, Cytube channel, Demons, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, hazbin hotel pilot, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Votes:	6808	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to Clownfish EditionOP Template! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Imagine building your own hotel in Hell, just like Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehabilitate demons to reduce overpopulation. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with Blitzo and his crew in Helluva Boss. The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wild world.

Join now for a chance to create your own hilarious stories and adventures, from rehabilitating demons to running a startup in Hell. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this Clownfish EditionOP Template Minecraft SMP!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a hellishly good time. Join now and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

asian, baby, Boundaries, brother, close-knit, Communication, culture, decision, discomfort, family, House, Introverts, Minecraft, Move, NeighborlyCraft, parents, passive aggressive, Planning, selfish, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior? Do you want to escape the chaos and enjoy some peace and quiet in Minecraft? Then join our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise away from nosy relatives!

Imagine a world where you can create your own family-free zone, where no one can bother you with their baby-raising opinions or constant visits. Build a fortress to keep out unwanted guests, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from family drama.

On our server, you can live out your introverted dreams without anyone judging you for wanting some alone time. Join now and escape the real world for a while – trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisterSavageCraft

adulting, communication struggles, coping with loss, dealing with difficult family members, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family drama, family dynamics, GRIEVING, handling conflict, mental health, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sister issues, SisterSavageCraft, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Buildings Constructed:	49
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of dealing with dramatic and draining family members like my sis (F36)? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want to relax and have some fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. With 4 kids, a small bakery, and PPD, I know how important it is to take a break and have some me-time. And let’s be real, who has time for family drama when you have toddlers and an infant to take care of?

Forget about handling your sis with kid gloves and trying to smooth things over. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine waiting to be discovered… 😉

Gold Diggers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Animals Bred:	185	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

al, Angers edition, Brewers, cleveland, Crafting, crusaders, dodgers, Houston, long tail tags, Minecraft, MLB, NL, NY Yankees, Phillies, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Farms Harvested:	734
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

backhanded compliment, bad compliment, belittling remark, CompliMinecraft, criticism, damaging compliment, derogatory feedback, disparaging remark, disrespectful compliment, harsh criticism, hurtful compliment, hurtful words, insensitive comment, insult, mean comment, negative feedback, offensive feedback, rude comment, unflattering remark, unkind words, worst compliment

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

Chaos, civilian casualties, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, electricity, emergency response, explosions, geopolitical tensions, Infrastructure, international relations, kyiv, Military, missile strike, power grid, Russian missile attack, SECURITY, targeted attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

BugOutCraft

assessments, Biodiversity, BugOutCraft, declines, Ecologists, entomology, Extinction, global concern, insect conservation, insect conservation efforts, insect discovery, insect diversity, insect extinction, insect populations, insect research, insect species, insects, named species, species, undiscovered insects, vulnerable

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!