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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2507 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 109 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!