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Blocky Booty Busters
Tired of getting cucked in relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting cucked is the chickens! We’ve got so many chickens, you’ll never run out of eggs to throw at your ex! Plus, our community is filled with players who know the pain of getting cucked and are here to support you through it. So come on, join us and let’s cuck those chickens together! -
Crafty Critters: Where Animals and Women Unite in the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe your morals)? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and unforgettable moments.Our server is so crazy, we have images of women getting it on with animals and fictional feral creatures. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not real life (we hope).
If you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door!
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GunColony Minecraft Shooter
Welcome to GunColony, Minecraft’s #1 FPS Server.Founded in 2015, we are the most popular gun server to focus on bringing a team-based FPS experience to Minecraft.
Ever wanted to play Call of Duty in Minecraft, or shoot and survive waves of monsters in a sandbox arena? Then GunColony is for you!
We are also the only Minecraft server powered by a custom game engine. Our new Place engine will allow us to bring the GunColony experience to the standalone game and Fortnite Creative experiences.
Mob-ArenaSurvive waves of monsters in Mob-Arena, including custom mobs and bosses.
Pick your level of challenge with two difficulty options in each of our 28+ unique arenas. Defeat the final boss to win in Normal and Expert Mode, or fight off endless wave of mobs in the Endless Mode.
PVP
PVP – Fight against other players in classic Call of Duty gamemodes.
- Team DeathmatchFree For AllDominationKing of the HillKill ConfirmedWorld War II Scenario ModeMine-Spades: shoot, place, and destroy blocks for victory.Rare arcade modes: Juggernauts, One in the Chamber, and more
Competitive – Inspired by CS:GO. Fight in one-life modes with no sprinting, buy weapons with cash, and learn your grenade throws. Rank up on the leaderboards and prove yourself to be the best shot!
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HistoryIt’s very hard to create a fully-fledged and polished shooting system in Minecraft, but we have tried our best for five years to do just that.
2015 At launch, we were the first server in the world to feature 3D gun models (outside of modded servers).We were also the first server to add dynamic spread to our guns depending on how quickly you shot them – Mine-Strike was a close second.
2016We were the first server to add hitscan projectiles in Minecraft. Jectile would follow soon after with its own version.We added recoil patterns a few months after Hypixel Cops and Crims, but our system was better and followed CS:GO recoil perfectly.
2017We were the first to add a scope overlay using client-side hand held items that few gun servers have even today. This recreated the scope border of ACOG and Sniper scopes in then-popular FPS games.We added a grenade bouncing algorithm that allowed for more precise throws than solutions used by other servers.
2018We added a firemode system that allows guns to have semi-automatic, burst, and full-auto modes.We added a feature that allowed for an arbitrary amount of zoom in sniper scopes independent to movement speed.We introduced a modification system that allowed you to add attachments to weapons that change their in-game stats.
2019We introduced a realistic sway and recoil system. It’s the secret sauce of our gunplay today – not even a single other Minecraft server has working idle sway (or a non-gun server equivalent).We added realistic sounds to our weapons, which follow the speed of sound and can be heard from hundreds of blocks away.
2020We introduced dynamic crosshairs in hipfire, and realistically glowing reflex sight reticles. Both were previously thought to be impossible without mods.We made our gun system async and runs at a 120 Hz tickrate, making for the most responsive gunplay possible in Minecraft.
2021We developed the first full staff building system in Minecraft. Community staff members can build and playtest maps with unprecedented ease.
2022We introduced new staff building tools as well as support for Mob-Arena in the staff building system.We began development of the Place engine, a revolutionary new game engine designed to support cross-play between our Minecraft server and future standalone game.
2023We finished a multi-year rebalance of every weapon in the game, as well as new gameplay features like Hipfire Recoil.We became a recipient of Epic MegaGrants 2023 to bring the GunColony experience to Fortnite UEFN,
2024We applied the Place engine to the live GunColony server for the first time. We plan to fully rewrite GunColony in the Place engine in 2025, and release our standalone game in 2026.
Today as a result of 8+ years of innovation, GunColony is far ahead of our competition and the only place where you can find a complete FPS experience in vanilla Minecraft.
The Best Part? It’s Free!
- The server requires the Java Edition of Minecraft. If you already own Minecraft, joining is completely freeThe server is updated at least monthly, if not more often. In the last three months there have been 13 updates, which is roughly once every week!There is no pay to win whatsoever. All ranks are cosmetic-only. We are a community working together to create the best Minecraft shooter in existence.
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ZestyStreetF*ckCraft
Are you tired of getting approached by seedy zesty fucks on the street trying to recruit you for male prostitution? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness. Our virtual world is filled with adventure, creativity, and no creepy dudes trying to get you to do gay for pay. Plus, our community is so awesome, you won’t even miss those weird encounters on the street. So come join us and leave the real world behind! -
DustBusters Minecraft Madness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only penalty is getting kicked for griefing? Well, look no further! Our server takes justice to a whole new level with the death penalty for any player caught breaking the rules. But don’t worry, we have a fun twist – instead of being banned, you get to participate in a thrilling trial by combat to determine your fate. Will you survive and continue playing, or will you meet your doom in a battle to the death? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or your block)! -
Crafty McCraftface
Phase Connect Character References, Ember Amane YouTube, Shisui Michiru Twitch, Pipkin Pippa, twitter widgetAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of virtual influencers who will entertain you like never before! Join our server and interact with characters like Lia, who can build a house faster than you can say “creeper”, or Utatane Nasa, who can mine diamonds blindfolded! And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink. Plus, we have the legendary Dizzy Dokuro, who can defeat the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind his back. So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now! -
SeethingCraft: Where we make /sp/ seethe with our epic builds and trolling skills!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make /sp/ seethe with jealousy!Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster made entirely of TNT and see how long it takes for it to explode (spoiler alert: not very long).
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you unlimited power (and hunger for French fries).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to make /sp/ seethe with envy as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!
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Karlsson’s Vanilla Java SMP: Season 2 – Now with more vanilla, less square brackets!
karlssonSMP Minecraft Server Welcome to karlssonSMP! ✨
What started in late August 2023 by a couple of friends who decided to invite new players turned into a fun and small community of like-minded players, our goal is to make it feel like you’re just playing with friends.
Server Features Multiplayersleep Hermitcraft inspired Shopping district Squaremap Respectful and fun members 10k World border Map reset every 6 months You can find out more information about the server and its datapacks on our discord!
🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy: Enjoy a safe and fair gaming environment with strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing. Our community upholds integrity and respect for all players, ensuring a fun and enjoyable experience for everyone.
🔒 Server Details: Our Java Edition server runs on PaperMC and is located in Europe, ensuring a smooth gameplay. Currently, we are on version 1.20.4.
How to Join:
Applying is easy! Simply hop onto our discord server and submit your application. Join a community of like-minded gamers and become part of the karlssonSMP family. We welcome all players, from casual builders to hardcore survivalists.
See you on karlssonSMP! ✨🚀
FAQs
Question Answer What is karlssonSMP? karlssonSMP is a Minecraft server focused on creating a fun and small community of like-minded players. How can I apply to join? You can apply by joining our discord server and submitting your application there. What are some of the server features? Some features include Multiplayersleep, Hermitcraft inspired gameplay, a shopping district, squaremap, respectful members, and more. Is there a map reset schedule? Yes, the map resets every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh. -
Blockheads R Us
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal debate – cats vs. dogs! That’s right, on our server, you must choose a side and fight for the honor of your furry friends.Join Team Cat and roam the land with your feline companions, using your superior agility and stealth to outsmart your opponents. Or join Team Dog and unleash the power of your loyal canine companions, using their strength and loyalty to dominate the battlefield.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where players must compete in a taco-eating contest to win epic prizes. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the virtual club where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game items.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a cat person, then maybe you will).
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UnbelievableCraft: Where even the skeptics are proven wrong! LOL
So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon a server that is so lit, it’s like the Nether itself is jealous. But oh no, the mods are like “no advertising allowed” and you’re like, “Um, excuse me, do you even know who I am? I’m just trying to spread the word about this server that has more users than Steve has dirt blocks.” So yeah, come join us on this server where the only thing banned is boring gameplay. Let’s get this block party started!