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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 7590 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4282 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!