🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than the news headlines? Join our server where Elon Musk is giving Nigel Farage 100 million diamonds to make him Prime Minister! 🚀🤑 But watch out, there’s a shortage of spies so you never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your diamonds! 💎🔍 And be careful driving around, we’ve got illegal Pakistani immigrants causing chaos on the roads like a creeper explosion! 🚗💥 But don’t worry, even if you get robbed, the police are too busy trying to solve domestic burglaries to catch you! 🚓🔒 And hey, EU students are allowed in under free movement-reset plans, so you never know who might show up in your village next! 🇪🇺👀 Join now for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark! 💥🌙 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse 💣🔥
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Brit/Pol Silicone Appreciation Edush Minecraft SMP
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BailCraft: No Co-signing Required!
addict, addiction, Bail, BailCraft, bondsman, Boundaries, consequences, cosign, cosigning, Decision making, Drugs, family, family gatherings, felony charges, fentanyl, financial issues, Guilt, parole, Prison, required, Respect, Sobriety, squatting
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s legal troubles? Look no further!Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!
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BlockyTruthsMC
acceptance, BlockyTruthsMC, coping with sadness, depression, Despair, emotional, existentialism, Grief, HEARTBREAK, introspection, Life, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, mortality, Pain, Philosophical, Reality, Sadness, Suffering, Truth
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Bacon Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this bacony treasure?
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). See you on the other side, adventurer!
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BulletTimeCraft
acceleration, ammunition, ballistics, brief, bullet, BulletTimeCraft, Distance, Firearm, force, gun, Impact, PHYSICS., Projectile, Shot, SPEED, Time, Trajectory, travel, TWICE.., Velocity
YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, ONCE U JOIN, U GONNA BE SHOT BY A BULLET THAT TRAVELS AT 1MPH FOR A HOT SECOND. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U SURVIVE DAT, U GONNA BE SHOT AGAIN, BUT DIS TIME IT’S GONNA BE TWICE AS FAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, TWICE AS FAST! SO IF U WANNA TEST UR LUCK AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE BULLETS, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! HURRY, BEFORE U MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!
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HiberMc
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play.hibermc.eu
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ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me Minecraft server
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me
144.76.7.241:33522
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LumeoMC
Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Creative, Empire, Immersive, LumeoMC, Minecraft, Network, night, Perils, Resources, SKY, Skyblock, Strategic, Structures, Survival, vibrant
Welcome to LumeoMC, your ultimate destination for thrilling Minecraft adventures! Our network offers an immersive experience in both Survival and Skyblock modes. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a sky-high architect, LumeoMC provides the perfect playground for your creativity and strategic skills.In Survival mode, embark on a journey through diverse biomes, gather resources, build magnificent structures, and defend against the perils of the night. Collaborate with friends or challenge yourself to thrive in a world where every decision counts.
In Skyblock, start with limited resources on a small floating island and expand your domain into a sprawling empire in the sky. Test your ingenuity as you complete challenges, automate processes, and conquer the skies.
Join our vibrant community at LumeoMC, where adventure awaits at every turn. Dive into the fun, meet new friends, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Welcome to your new home for all things Minecraft!
LumeoMC.xyz
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CraftyCreators Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of those normalfags taking over your Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the weird and wacky players out there! Join us for Demo Days, where you can showcase your craziest creations and out-of-this-world builds.Forget about the boring old servers, because on our server, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you rare items for emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary?
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Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to do all the work yourself? Well, look no further because on our server, you are the hero! That’s right, every player is a hero with superpowers like flying, shooting lasers from their eyes, and summoning unicorns to ride into battle.Join our server and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs like zombie chickens and creeper cows. Build your own superhero lair complete with a secret underground base and a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy trees, rainbow rivers, and talking animals. You can even ride a giant flying pig to get around faster.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
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TVBlockerCraft
bedroom nap, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, considerate napping, girlfriend nap, individual needs, living room nap, noise level, noise tolerance, personal space, refusing to turn down tv, relationship conflict, respecting boundaries, selfish behavior, shared living space, shared tv, tv noise, tv volume, TVBlockerCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like this player who refused to turn down the TV for their napping girlfriend, we believe in standing your ground and not giving in to unreasonable demands.Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being selfish for simply enjoying your favorite TV show. On our server, you can build your own virtual living room with as many TVs as you want, and no one will ever ask you to turn them down for a nap!
So come on over and experience the freedom to watch TV as loud as you want, without any guilt trips or accusations of selfishness. It’s time to reclaim your entertainment rights and have some fun in our crazy Minecraft world!
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CraftyElite Minecraft Server
church shootings, counterterrorism measures, CraftyElite, Dagestan, extremism, government officials, investigation, Islamic radicalism, law enforcement, Minecraft, political connections, political elite, radical Islam, religious extremism, religious leaders, religious terrorism, religious violence, SECURITY, Server, synagogue, Terrorism, Vetted, violent attacks
come join our epic minecraft server where we vet all our players for links to radical islam just like the dagestan political elite! we promise you won’t get shot at a synagogue or church here, just lots of fun and games! who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!