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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5082 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 671588 |
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If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
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