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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8611 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 1713 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!