| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7855 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4685 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7334 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| ABOUT US | |
|---|---|
| The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! | |
| We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community. | |
| Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. | |
| SERVER SPECS: | |
| CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X | RAM: 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total) |
| Location: San Jose, California, United States | Platform: Fabric 1.21 |
| MODS & TWEAKS | |
| In addition to optimization mods, we also run a variety of QoL and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience: | |
| DATAPACKS | |
| Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief | Double Shulker Shells |
| Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg | Mob Head Drops |
| Player Head Drops | Silence Mobs |
| Our optional client-sided modpack can be found here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-club-smp-experience-edition | |
| APPLICATION | |
| Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: | |
| Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq | Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules |
| Step 2: Submit an application via our application link | Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! |
| Step 4: Short Interview | Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist |
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server that aims to bring together a community of friends to enjoy playing Minecraft together. We focus on creating a welcoming and interactive environment for players of all skill levels.
To join The Club SMP, you need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes reading through our server guide and rules, submitting an application, participating in a short interview, and awaiting a decision.
The Club SMP server is hosted on a dedicated machine with an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 RAM (32GB total), and is located in San Jose, California, United States. We also use Fabric 1.21 as our platform.
In addition to server-side optimization mods, we use various Quality of Life (QoL) and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience. These include Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg, Mob Head Drops, Player Head Drops, and Silence Mobs.
We offer an optional client-sided modpack that can be found on CurseForge. Feel free to download and use it, but it is not required to join The Club SMP server.
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3276 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.
Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6133 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Votes: | 598 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Magic Items Found: | 6604 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!
So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7501 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3090 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1556 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1148 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
We’ve even heard rumors that playing on our server can cure the common cold and give you superhuman strength. One player claimed they built a house so epic, it actually transported them to a parallel universe where everyone communicates through interpretive dance.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the toxicity behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal happiness while mining for diamonds.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6248 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Legend has it that our server was built on the back of a giant flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. He soared through the skies, carrying blocks of gold and diamond in his trotters, while our fearless players battled dragons and zombies to claim their loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where players can ride minecarts at breakneck speeds through loops and twists that defy gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking in the fields.
So, if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig, battling dragons, and witnessing rainbow sheep in action, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs sliced bread when you have all this craziness waiting for you?
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4480 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
our server is like a chill paradise for stoners and gamers alike. we even have a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasure chests full of, u guessed it, more weed blocks! join us and blaze it up while building the sickest creations in all of minecraft.
plus, our community is super friendly and always down to smoke a virtual blunt together. come join the fun and get lit with us on this totally rad minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a high like no other!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 792 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7148 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
