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BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5782	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a wild and wacky community that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for a unique experience where you can explore the depths of /b/ and witness the craziest political debates you’ve ever seen. And don’t worry, we have plenty of veiny cock pictures to keep you entertained in between building sessions.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your sense of humor intact!

PastaPoultryCraft Minecraft Server

bird, bird cooking, bird cooking pasta, bird pasta, Cooking, japanese, Japanese bird, Japanese bird cooking, Japanese bird cooking pasta, Japanese bird pasta, Japanese cooking, Japanese cooking pasta, Japanese pasta, Minecraft, pasta, pasta cooking, pasta cooking bird, PastaPoultryCraft, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	64	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Japanese birds are cooking pasta! Yes, you heard that right. Our feathered friends have mastered the art of Italian cuisine and are serving up delicious pasta dishes for all players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – these birds have some serious skills when it comes to PvP. They may look cute and innocent, but watch out for their swift attacks and strategic maneuvers. You’ll never see it coming!

Join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knew that Minecraft could be so wacky and wild? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness Japanese birds cooking pasta and dominating in battle. It’s a one-of-a-kind adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!

BabyBlockerCraft

AITAH, baby bump, BabyBlockerCraft, Born, distant cousin, due date, family dynamics, fetal abnormalities, GRIEVING, healing, medical reasons, mental health, moving on, panic attack, refusing to see a baby, Sadness, Support, Termination, uncontrollable jealousy, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of avoiding babies at family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the baby bump madness and focus on building your virtual world instead.

We understand the pain of seeing someone else’s baby when you’ve experienced loss. Our community is here to support you and provide a safe space where you can heal at your own pace. Plus, we have virtual urns for all your virtual baby memories (just kidding, that would be weird).

So come join us and let your creativity flow as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness. And remember, on our server, babies are strictly pixelated!

PixelPlayground

90s, Advanced, Arcade, childhood memories, classic, console, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, Impressive.., Nostalgia, PC, PixelPlayground, pixels, Retro, Technology, video games, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Remember when you used to think Minecraft was the pinnacle of graphic design? Well, prepare to have your mind blown all over again on our server! Our pixelated landscapes are so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the virtual grass. Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate nostalgia trip and relive the glory days of blocky graphics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of elite Minecraft ninjas who will banish any griefers or trolls to the Nether realm. So rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from harm and your gaming experience is troll-free.

So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who needs fancy graphics when you have Diamond Pigs and Minecraft ninjas? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, ground operation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavoc, international relations, intervention, Israel, july, Launch, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, Potential, Regional, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and gain super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and turn into a dragon.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the craziest server ever!

CraftyCovidSummer

building, community transmission, Covid wave, CraftyCovidSummer, delta variant, healthcare system, healthcare workers, hospital admissions, ICU capacity, Infectious Disease, mask mandate, outbreak management, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, Rise, social distancing, Summer, Testing, vaccination, virus spread

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN levels! forget about the summer covid wave, we got hospital admissions to the land of BLOCKS and CREEPERS! build your own hospital and treat all the sick villagers with magical potions and enchanted golden apples! who needs real life when you can escape to our pixelated paradise? join now and let the good times ROLL!

TimeTravelGoneWrong!

Alternate Realities, Alternate universes, consequences, Disappearance, Existential, hypothetical, Multiverse, Mystery, Paradox, quantum physics, science fiction, speculation, speculative fiction, Temporal, temporal anomalies, theories, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelGoneWrong, unexplained phenomena, Vanishing

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Towns Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where time travelers be poppin in and out like nobody’s business! we got time portals, alternate universes, and a whole lotta chaos goin on!

imagine you buildin your sick castle and suddenly a time traveler pops in and starts messin with your stuff. it’s like a prank war but with time travel!

and don’t even get me started on the alternate universes. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly. it’s a wild ride, my dudes.

so come join us on this wacky adventure where time travelers disappear and the only rule is there are no rules! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

SewageCraft: PhillyNYBoston

Boston, city infrastructure, climate change, climate crisis, coastal cities, coastal flooding, combined sewer systems, environmental impact, flooding risk, Floods, Infrastructure, new york, Older coastal US cities, Philadelphia, PhillyNYBoston, public health crisis, Sea Level Rise, Sewage, SewageCraft, Urban planning, wastewater management, water pollution

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Secret Passages Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Towns Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	432

join our epic minecraft server and save philly, nyc and boston from being flooded with poop water! we need brave gamers to build massive sewage treatment plants and stop the impending doo-doo disaster. can you imagine fighting off hordes of zombie poop monsters? well, on our server, anything is possible! plus, you’ll get to ride giant poop-filled waves on your trusty poop surfboard. so come on, join us and be a hero in the battle against the stinky sea!

The Nitrogen Network: Where Creeper Explosions are Just Nitrogen Pops and Not Your Fault!

Active Staff, bedrock, build a town, Cosmetics, Creative, creeper, Custom Features, endless freedom, Events, explosions, Fault, form groups, friendly community, friendly-atmosphere, Growing Community, Mini Games, multiplayer, Network, nitrogen, pops, QOL changes, Realms, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, wage wars

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Animals Bred:	189
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Server Name	Nitrogen Network
Community	Friendly and welcoming
Features	Custom features, freedom for players
Activities	Form groups, wage wars, build towns, live peacefully
Joining Information	Add ‘NitrogenSMP’ as a friend or join at play.nitrogen.zone
Discord	discord.gg/cUCuPtsaDP

FAQs

How do I join the server?: You can add ‘NitrogenSMP’ as a friend or join directly at play.nitrogen.zone.
What kind of community does the server have?: We have a friendly and welcoming community that is always growing.
Are there any rules on the server?: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.
Can I suggest new features for the server?: Absolutely! We encourage players to make suggestions for features, QOL changes, cosmetics, and more.
How can I get involved in activities on the server?: You can form groups, wage wars, build towns, or live peacefully in the middle of nowhere. The possibilities are endless!

WestFall Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, cultural decline, double standards, ethical boundaries, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Infidelity, Minecraft, Misogyny, modern society, moral decay, relationships, Server, social commentary, societal criticism, societal expectations, societal norms, societal taboos, traditional values, western culture, western women, Westfall

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of society? Look no further than our server! The west may have fallen, but our server is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. Join us as we explore the depths of insanity and uncover the truth behind why western women are like this. From scandalous affairs with man’s best friend to questionable relationships with offspring, our server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get crazy.