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WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	108
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crops Grown:	4881
Ores Mined:	9606	Magic Items Found:	2497
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	232	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of awkward interactions and passive-aggressive behavior just like the story above.

Experience the thrill of being treated like an outsider in a world where you thought you belonged. Sit in the back pew of our virtual church and get shamed for not being a “real family member.” Watch as your virtual aunt and uncle roll their eyes at you and pretend you don’t exist at our virtual wedding receptions.

But wait, there’s more! Get guilt-tripped into attending virtual destination weddings that will cost you a fortune, all while being accused of using your virtual family for free food and company. It’s the ultimate test of patience and resilience in the face of virtual family drama.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of virtual family relationships. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

Crafty Convicts

books, Convicts, Crafty, disability, free food, free shelter, internet, kicking out, life in prison, living with parents, NEET, PHONES, prison benefits, prison considerations., prison decision, Prison Experience, prison life, prison resources, Prisonmaxxing, state laws, Welfare, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Buildings Constructed:	31	Meteorites Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6942

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Emeralds Found:	3961
Zombie Dances:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1512

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Votes:	9312	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	297	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Piggy Supreme Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where pigs are just regular farm animals? Well, on our server, pigs reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with piggy shenanigans and bacon-filled adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pigs banded together and took over the entire server, declaring themselves the rulers of the land. Now, players must navigate through a world where pigs call the shots and bacon is the currency of choice.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join us on /bara/ and show those power-hungry pigs who’s boss. Build epic structures, battle fierce pig warriors, and maybe even forge alliances with the rebellious cows and sheep who seek to overthrow their swine overlords.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Who knew pigs could be so entertaining?

Come on everyone for the sake of the Minecraft server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mines Excavated:	3571	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crops Grown:	2044
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

The server may be different, who knows, I wish everyone a pleasant rest on your server

Coinester.aternos.me:28653

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Casual CC, Community, Crafty, Curse of the Wereviera, DAWNTRAIL, Empyreum Ward, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, General Maintenance, Linkshells, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Patch 7.1, patch notes, Resources, Server, Sunday Bunday, Wereviera, wolf’s den, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, Maintenance Edition 7.1, brings you more excitement than a creeper in a TNT shop. Explore new resources, join Free Companies, and Linkshells that will have you shouting “Ender Dragon who?”

But that’s not all, folks! Join us for our future meetups and events that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion. On December 1st, we have SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA, where you’ll battle creatures more terrifying than a pack of zombie pigmen. And on December 7th, join our Casual CC meet up at Zalera, Wolfs Den, where you’ll have more laughs than a villager trying to trade with a player.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Last episode had more plot twists than a game of Skyblock, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

The Netherworld Order is Lame Minecraft SMP

controversy, EMBARRASSMENT, Entertainment, Kevin Nash, Lame, Minecraft, Netherworld, not cool, nwo, Order, Phineas Godwinn, Pro Wrestling, professional wrestlers, Rib, Rock-a-Billy, Scott Hall, scripted, smp, Sport, Storyline, tag team, WCW, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take building and mining to a whole new level…literally! Our server is so epic, even the NWO would be jealous. We’ve got crazy factions like the Rock-a-Billy gang facing off against the wild Phineas Godwinn crew. And let’s not forget about our secret underground wrestling ring where players can settle their beefs in the most epic way possible. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a WWE match, then come join us and show off your mining skills…or wrestling moves, we don’t judge!