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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2179 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!