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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9949 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 111 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.