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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 289 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8023 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!
