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GazaCraft: No Famine Here!

Committee, Conflict, Crisis, DECLARATION, Evidence, famine, food insecurity, gaza, GazaCraft, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, Hunger, international relations, malnutrition, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, relief efforts, united nations, United Nations report, war-torn region

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have UNited Nations commitee declaring no famine in Gaza because everyone is too busy playing minecraft on our server! we have so much food and resources that even the UN is impressed! come build your dream house and farm like there’s no tomorrow! who needs real life when you can live in our virtual paradise?! join now and be part of the UN’s official minecraft squad!

ZombieGoonSquad

Apocalypse, Cinema, conceptually horrifying, Creatures, fear, Fiction, Goons, Halloween, Horror, Media, Monsters, non-threatening, pop culture, Scary, Supernatural, Thriller, tv shows, Undead, video games, ZombieGoonSquad, zombies

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where zombies are, like, the coolest dudes ever. they wear sunglasses and dance to funky music all day long. instead of brains, they crave pizza and ice cream. it’s a total party up in here, bro!

join our server and witness the epic dance battles between the zombie crews. you can even join in and show off your best moves. but be careful, the zombie king is a fierce dancer and will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

oh, and did we mention the zombie unicorns? yeah, they exist on our server. they prance around with rainbow manes and shoot glitter out of their horns. it’s a magical sight to behold.

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, pizza-loving monsters, and sparkly unicorns. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

BrainCraft: Early Detection Server

Adults, ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, Biomarkers, blood testing, braincraft, DETECTION, diagnostic tools, Early, early detection, early recognition, frontotemporal dementia, German scientists, healthcare advancements, medical breakthrough, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological diseases, neurology, neuroscientists, progressive supranuclear palsy, psp, research, Server, study

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Farms Harvested:	340	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	8487
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where we fight off evil mobs and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even German scientists are studying it! That’s right, they found that playing on our server can actually help prevent frontotemporal dementia, ALS, and PSP. Who knew gaming could be so good for your health?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this groundbreaking research while having the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Strolling through Mayhem: Half-Baked Adventure 1.8.8

1.8.8, 2b2t, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, Griefing, halfbaked, History, Legacy, MAYHEM, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, PvP, semi anarchy, server history, silver-age, smp, Strolling, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Animals Bred:	79	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Anarchy
Version	1.8.8
Features	– No shulker boxes– No elytra– No totems– No end crystals– No rollbacks– Fresh server

Server Description

Pre combat update, silver-age style anarchy server! Experience the old school SMPs and the chaotic world of pre combat update 2b2t on this server. Your decisions matter more than ever as getting killed means a total re-gear and getting griefed means losing it all. Make your mark on server history!

Server Discord

Join the server discord at https://discord.gg/6AcyhG3D

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server runs on version 1.8.8
Are there any banned items or features?	Yes, the server does not allow shulker boxes, elytra, totems, or end crystals.
Is there any form of server rollback?	No, there are no rollbacks on this server. Everything you do and build is permanent.
How can I join the server?	Join the server discord at the provided link and find the server address there.

Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

asian, Best Friend, Black, Boyfriend, break up, Bullied, classmates, Complain, complaint, DEPRESSING, depression, Gay, hate, Hypocrite, Minecraft, mocking, reposts, retarded, Server, severe depression, social media, Stacys, STALKING, thirst traps

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	4406
Crops Grown:	7862	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Stacies and hypocrites in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, exploring, and battling your way through our virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way. Take out your anger on creepers instead of dealing with annoying classmates. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t bully you or talk behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a slanty eyed hypocrite who will haunt you if you don’t join. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, doubt, Game, giant shark, giant squid, hallucination, Horror, ichiban, ILLUSION, mental health, mind games, Minecraft, Mystery, PARANOIA, Psychological, Reality, Schizo, Server, SharkCraft, Suspense, Thriller, uncertainty

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3491	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchantments Applied:	101	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can encounter giant sharks and giant squids that will make you question reality! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun – or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you wondering if you’re just experiencing a case of Ichiban schizo’ing. Who knows what’s real and what’s not in this crazy world of ours? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find a more mind-bending Minecraft server anywhere else. So come on in and see for yourself – if you dare!

InLawzOutlawz Minecraft Server

Boundaries, disrespecting house rules, family conflict, family dynamics, family etiquette, family expectations, family traditions, family visit, house rules, in-laws, InLawzOutlawz, Minecraft, respecting boundaries, respecting hosts, respecting in-laws, Server, sugar consumption, sugar in tea, sugar packets, sugar restrictions, tea preferences, tea with sugar

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Crops Grown:	4582
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying a cup of tea on our Minecraft server, when suddenly your in-laws spawn in and start scolding you for bringing sugar into their virtual house. They confiscate your sugar packets and call you a ‘naughty player’, lecturing you on the dangers of virtual sugar consumption. Join our server for a wild and wacky time, where even the pixels have boundaries! Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

BootyBlockerCraft

addiction issues, BootyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, care facilities, caregiving, caregiving challenges, caregiving responsibilities, difficult decisions, Emotional support, end of life, family dynamics, Family Support, health issues, hospice care, inlaw relationships, Marriage Struggles, medical field, mother-in-law, personal boundaries, personal limits, weight issues

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Communication, Confidence, Creepercraft, DATING, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, Experience, Honesty, hurtful, Impact, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, rejection, relationship, Rude, self esteem, Server, Unattractive, Vulnerability, WOMAN, Words

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	2001	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unforgettable moments.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of dancing chickens invade your land, demanding to be your loyal subjects. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for safe passage. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves to the beat of a zombie DJ.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinCraft: US Rebuke of Hanoi

bilateral relations, cold war, communism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Hanoi, international relations, Meeting, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, Rebuke, russia, Southeast Asia, soviet union, summit, SUPERPOWER, US, Vietnam, Visit

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump battle it out in a virtual world of blocks and pixels. witness the intense showdown between these two world leaders as they build their empires and wage war on each other. will putin conquer vietnam or will trump come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem! trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown on our server!