ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

CaveManNoPantsMC

animated, Captain Caveman, cartoon character, caveman, CaveManNoPantsMC, childhood cartoon, childhood favorite, childhood hero, childhood memories, childhood show, childhood television, clothing, funny, für, hairy, hairy body, Mystery, naked, nostalgic, speculation, suspicion

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

CraftyPants, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

bonds, BrosBeforeBlocks, brotherhood, Buddies, childhood memories, close friends, Companionship, Connection, emotional, friendship, longing, Memories, Minecraft, missing friends, Nostalgia, old times, PALS, Reminiscing, smp, social media, streamable, Video, yearning

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

accommodation deposit, college expenses, control, family dynamics, finances, financial assistance, financial contribution, financial struggle, injury, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, money management, Moves, Parent-child relationship, pride, rental discount, Retirement, Scammed, Server, student grant, Trust, university expenses

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	279
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

aita, asking, bathroom, cousin, dump, Expectations, family, FLUSH, HIGH, Kids, mad, marinate, Overnight, Polite, Problem, skincare, teach, tired, TOILET, ToiletTraining101, trip

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchantments Applied:	205
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyIranRetaliationFun

Attack, Conflict, CraftyIranRetaliationFun, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, Fronts, Geopolitics, international relations, Iranian retaliation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, national security, preemptive strike, Regional threats, SECURITY, Serious preparation, strategic planning, Tensions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs iran!!! we got players attacking from ALL fronts within DAYS!!! u gotta be ready to defend ur base like never before, cuz the stakes are high and the explosions are LOUD!!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown on our server!!! #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #explosivebattles

LoafCraft: Get Buttered with the Best Vanilla Bread SMP Server Around!

application-based, armor stands, Bread, Builders, BUTTERED, Community, content creators, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, Haven, LoafCraft, player heads, Protection, rules, Server, Small, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist, worry-free

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

BreadCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hello! Are you looking for a small, friendly survival SMP for builders and content creators? If so, you’ve come to the right place. BreadCraft is an application-based economy SMP. It was created as a haven for builders and content creators to play worry-free of any griefing. We have Vanilla Tweaks player head drops and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+

Application:

Apply here

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join BreadCraft?	To join BreadCraft, you must first fill out an application form. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.
Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on BreadCraft. We aim to provide a safe and friendly environment for all players.
What are Vanilla Tweaks player head drops?	Vanilla Tweaks player head drops allow players to collect the heads of other players or mobs as a rare drop.
Can I use mods on BreadCraft?	We have a list of approved mods that can be used on BreadCraft. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

DrCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Caffeine, Consumption, Dr. Pepper, DrCraft, Entertainment, fluid intake, Gaming, guilty pleasure, habits, indulgence, late night, Minecraft, nightly routine, pokerogue, Relaxation, Routine, Server, Soda, streaming, twitch, video games, vods

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5888
Players Killed by Monsters:	1832	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate Dr. Pepper-fueled gaming experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness. We have a secret underground pokerogue tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual Dr. Pepper. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a legendary player who plays with a Dr. Pepper in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Dr. Pepper-fueled fun begin!

EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP

doubting elite status, Elite, elite athlete, elite category, elite classification, elite criteria, elite group, elite level, elite level assessment, elite or not, elite performance, elite player, elite player evaluation, elite ranking, elite skills, elite standards, elite status debate, elite talent, EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP, questioning elite status, was he elite

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2363
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle, or see a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

PlasticCraftyCeleb

botched surgery, Celebrity, celebrity appearance changes, celebrity before and after, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity news, celebrity plastic surgery disasters, celebrity plastic surgery fails, celebrity plastic surgery regrets, celebrity plastic surgery transformations, celebrity rumors, celebrity scandals, celebrity speculation, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, plastic surgery, Plastic Surgery gone wrong, PlasticCraftyCeleb

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	94	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	1968
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mines Excavated:	1704

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to witness the wildest plastic surgery transformations since that one celebrity who now looks like a completely different person! Our server is so epic, even the blocks themselves have had a little nip and tuck to look their best. Come play with us and see if you can recognize your favorite Minecraft mobs after their extreme makeovers! Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

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