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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3718 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9722 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!