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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7348 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9358 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Farms Harvested: | 676 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where you can bet your diamonds and emeralds, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with llamas. And our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns, no joke.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of chicken whisperers who can communicate with poultry telepathically. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get wild around here.