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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7280 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 51 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and unforgettable experience!
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant phallic structures or staging elaborate pranks on each other.
And don’t worry, we always make sure to use lube when things get a little too crazy. Trust us, it’s all in good fun! So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!
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