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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6220 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Animals Bred: | 73 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!