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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4070 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5156 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters made out of diamonds, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!