France Minecraft Servers

France

  • CraftyFrogWarBlame

    CraftyFrogWarBlame

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    so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit? it’s like, the coolest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. that’s what this server is all about.

    you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.

    plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.

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  • ZelenskiyCraft – Peace Negotiator

    ZelenskiyCraft – Peace Negotiator

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    so, like, u know how macron is all like, only zelenskiy can make peace for ukraine? well, on this server, only u can make peace with the creepers and zombies! join us for a wild ride of epic battles and crazy adventures! who needs macron when u can be the hero of ur own minecraft world? come join us and show those mobs who’s boss!

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  • EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

    EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

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    so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed a whole village. it was wild, man. and like, another time, we had a massive treasure hunt where the prize was a diamond block the size of a house. people were diggin’ like crazy, it was nuts.

    and like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever. we’re talkin’ dragons vs. robots vs. unicorns vs. zombies. it’s a total free-for-all, and it’s freakin’ awesome. plus, we have the best parties with fireworks and cake and llamas wearing top hats. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

    so come on, join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. you won’t regret it, we promise. just watch out for the giant chickens, they can be a bit feisty.

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  • LongAnswerMC Server

    LongAnswerMC Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where mansplaining is strictly prohibited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual block building and no arguments about chemistry reactions.

    Are you tired of being called a mansplainer for simply trying to be helpful? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is equal and no one will judge you for giving detailed answers.

    Join us and escape the stress of medical school in France by immersing yourself in a world where the only conflict is deciding which block to place next. Build your dream castle with your best friend and never worry about being accused of mansplaining again.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a world where everyone can work together peacefully, without any misunderstandings or arguments. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be accused of is having too much fun!

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  • ElonCraft: French Asset Seizure Fiasco!

    ElonCraft: French Asset Seizure Fiasco!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have one rule: no seizing Elon Musk’s assets! Why? Because we need him to help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is secretly running for president of the Minecraft world. France is just jealous that Elon’s redstone skills are better than theirs. Join us and help save the Minecraft world from a disastrous election outcome! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and cake. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Elon’s Algorithm Adventure

    Elon’s Algorithm Adventure

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    lol imagine if elon musk’s X was actually a minecraft server instead of a car lmao. like, this server is so lit that it’s facing a criminal probe in france for manipulating algorithms or something. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join this server for a chance to be a part of the most scandalous minecraft community ever. who needs cars when you can have blocky adventures with elon musk’s X? come join now before the algorithm police shut us down!

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  • MirageCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    MirageCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

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    so, like, imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server, right? and then, outta nowhere, they get these Mirage 2000-5F fighters from france! like, what even is that? but hey, now ukraine is the coolest server around cuz they got these fancy planes flyin’ around and stuff. join now to see the epic aerial battles and maybe even fly one of those bad boys yourself. who needs diamonds when u got Mirage 2000-5F fighters, amirite? come join the chaos and mayhem on ukraine’s server now!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GazaCraftUNPeace

    GazaCraftUNPeace

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    so, like, u know how trump was all like “hey gaza, do this” and france was all like “nah bro, we want UN to do it”? well, that’s basically what’s happening on this server. we reject all the boring proposals and advocate for crazy UN-led solutions.

    join our server if u want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable community in the minecraft universe. we have wars, alliances, betrayals, and everything in between.

    plus, we have the most epic builds u will ever see. imagine a giant chicken riding a dragon while playing a guitar made of diamonds. yeah, that’s the kind of stuff u will find on our server.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun, right? join now!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NestleCraft Server: Trashy Trials!

    NestleCraft Server: Trashy Trials!

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    lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even Nestlé Waters got jealous and started dumping their trash there? well, now u can! join our server and witness the epic battle between players and evil water corporations. build ur own trash fortress and defend it from the evil Nestlé minions. collect resources and craft weapons to defeat the corporate overlords. join now and be part of the revolution against illegal waste dumps in France! #TrashFortressRevolution #NestléVsPlayers

    New Minecraft Server
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  • EuroCraft: Defend Our Elections!

    EuroCraft: Defend Our Elections!

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    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A FORTRESS PROTECTING YOUR MINECRAFT ELECTIONS FROM FOREIGN INTERFERENCE! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST CAMPAIGNS AND DRAMA EVER! WE GOT FRANCE AND GERMANY ON BOARD, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT. VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE BLOCK AND WATCH AS THE DRAMA UNFOLDS! WHO WILL BE THE NEXT MAYOR OF SPAWN TOWN? ONLY ON THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW AND PROTECT YOUR VIRTUAL DEMOCRACY!

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