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BlockPartyRevolution

activism, anti-fascism, BlockPartyRevolution, civil rights, Community, Democracy, Diversity, equality, far right, France, freedom, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, political action, protest movement, PROTESTS, resistance, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, Unity

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Votes:	694

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like minecraft? well guess what, we have the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but that’s not all, we also have a secret society of chickens who can talk and give u quests to find the rarest items in the game. oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? yea, we’re that cool. so come join us and let’s unite to build the most epic minecraft world ever! oh and also, we have free cookies. so yea, join us now or miss out on all the fun!

FarRightFight Minecraft Server

activism, activism in France, anti-fascism, Civil unrest, Democracy, election protests, far right, far-right politics, FarRightFight, France, French politics, grassroots movement, Minecraft, mobilization efforts, mobilize, Political Engagement, political opposition, political resistance, protest movements, Protesters, Server, snap elections, social justice

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and fight against the far right… in Minecraft! That’s right, we’re bringing real-world politics into the game because why not?

Imagine building a giant wall to keep out the far right mobs, or organizing protests in the virtual streets of our server. We’ve got crazy events like virtual debates and pixelated rallies. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to ride a virtual unicorn into battle against the far right forces.

So come on, join us and show those pixelated fascists who’s boss! Plus, our server has the best virtual baguettes in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft politics great again… or something like that.

RiverCraft Minecraft Server

aquatic safety, Bacteria, contamination levels, E.coli, environmental concerns, France, health risks, Minecraft, olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Pollution, public health, river pollution, RiverCraft, Seine River, Server, Summer Olympics, Unsafe, water contamination, water quality, waterborne illnesses.

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more E. coli than the Seine River in Paris! it’s like swimming in a toxic waste dump, but way more fun! our server is so wild, even the Olympics are scared to come near us! if you’re looking for a thrill, join us and see if you can survive the deadly waters of our virtual world. just remember to bring your hazmat suit!

LeftistLegends Minecraft Server

activism, alliance leaders, anti-fascism, Campaign, CHANGE, Coalition, Democracy, elections, extremism, far right, France, leftist alliance, LeftistLegends, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, progressive, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, Unity, Voting

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Farms Harvested:	343

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight the far right with pixel swords and blocky armor! our leftist alliance leaders are like superheroes, ready to extinguish the flame of hate with their epic building skills and redstone contraptions. we promise you’ll have a blast fighting for justice and equality in our virtual world. join us now and be a part of the revolution!

MacronCraft: No Extremist Fever!

current events, Democracy, european union, extremism, extremist, extremist fever, Fever, France, French politics, Government, leadership, Macron, MacronCraft, nationalism, Politics, president, public opinion, rejection, Social Issues, society, Speech, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	655321	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	110
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, ya know? like, Macron is all like, “reject extremist fever” but we’re all about embracing the craziness here! we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows and, like, a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs.

join us if you wanna ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil unicorns or build a castle out of jellybeans and cotton candy. we don’t discriminate against any players, even if you’re a potato with a dream of becoming a french fry.

so come on, join us and let’s reject that boring old normalcy and embrace the extreme fever of this totally rad Minecraft server!

CraftyAirForceFun

Air Force, aircraft, argentina, arms deal, CraftyAirForceFun, Defense, France, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, negotiations, political agreement, Super Etendard, Transfer, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zombie Dances:	9

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where Argentina and France are like, talking about transferring Super Etendard aircraft to Ukraine. like, what even is that? u gotta come see this craziness for yourself, it’s like a whole new level of wackiness. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total party up in here. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is off the chain!

DemonstrateCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-fascism, anti-racism, Civil unrest, Democracy, DemonstrateCraft, demonstration, equality, far right, France, freedom of speech, grassroots organizing, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, political activism, political movement, political resistance, protest, public outcry, Server, social change, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5984	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	1677
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing far right is how far you can fly with an elytra! we got thousands of players protesting against boring servers and demanding more fun and excitement.

join us and fight against the far right mobs that try to take over our world. show them who’s boss by building giant statues of steve punching them in the face!

we have insane events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and every full moon we have a dance party with creepers as the DJ.

so come on over and join the revolution against the far right…click that join button now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

MacronCraft Minecraft Server

Campaign, current events, Democracy, determination, election results, Emmanuel Macron, european union, France, French election, French politics, Government, leadership, Macron, MacronCraft, Minecraft, News, political stance, Politics, president, re-election, resigning, Server, Voting

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. for real, it’s like a magical land of awesomeness.

also, like, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke, it’s like a real life fairy tale up in here.

and, like, if you join, you get a free unicorn to ride around on. yeah, that’s right, a freaking unicorn. so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic adventure?

plus, like, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that’s worth, like, a million dollars. so if you’re into getting rich quick, this is the place to be.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, for realz.

FrenchFryMinecraftServer

anger, automoggs, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Conflict, cultural tension, Domination, European, France, FrenchFryMinecraftServer, Frustration, fume, History, Iberians, imperialism, nationalism, Oppression, power dynamics, Resentment, seethe

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of France constantly making you seethe with anger? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all that pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and conquer to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Iberians who are just itching to take revenge on France for all their automogging shenanigans. Join forces with them and create an unstoppable army that will make France regret ever messing with you.

And as for France’s colonies, they are seething with jealousy over the amazing creations and epic battles happening on our server. Show them who’s boss by joining us and proving that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Macron’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server

Defeat, Diplomacy, election, Emmanuel Macron, Epic, EU, European elections, european politics, european union, Fail, foreign affairs, France, global politics, international relations, Macron, Macrons, Minecraft, mocking, political rivalry, Politics, power struggle, russia, Server, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	139
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle between russia and macron following a wild EU election defeat. build your own kremlin and troll macron with your epic builds. join us for the ultimate showdown between world leaders in block form. who will come out on top? join now to find out and unleash your inner political mastermind. noobs and pros welcome, let’s make minecraft great again!

SurgerySoloCraft

Boundaries, caregiver role, Communication Issues, Decision making, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, hospital logistics, INDEPENDENCE, medical procedures, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self reliance, self-care, support system, surgery alone, surgery details, surgery preparation, SurgerySoloCraft, weight loss

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Buildings Constructed:	32
Secret Passages Found:	4	Towns Built:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some LOLs and epic quests as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind as you embark on crazy missions and conquer the virtual world. Who needs a mom asking for surgery info when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, emotional intelligence, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, perseverance, problem solving, Real World, resilience, self-discipline, skill, Skillz4Days, smp, success, SUPERPOWER, Time management, trait

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Towns Built:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.

And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!

So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

acceptance, coping, emotional pain, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner strength, Loss, mental health, moving on, perseverance, personal growth, Rebound, Rebuild, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, self-care, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

VenezuelaCraft2020

Democracy, election results, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, opposition candidate, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, regime change, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020, winner

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2424	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	8862	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crops Grown:	5031
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	1702

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	69
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8469
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Undead Armies Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).