join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing being stolen is your time (in a good way, of course)! we have french protesters raging at the stolen elections, but don’t worry, we promise our elections are totally legit (unless you count the time we let a creeper run for president). our prime minister is none other than conservative barnier, who may or may not be a secret minecraft pro hiding behind that suit and tie. come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own political party in our virtual world! who knows, you might even become the next president of our blocky nation. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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MacronCraft: Barnier’s Blocky Election
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TeleCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, our server is like the BEST place to be, man. u know why? cuz our CEO, like, got arrested in france for, like, not moderating properly. but don’t worry, he says he’ll do better now. so, like, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. maybe u’ll even get arrested too! lolz.
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BarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition
so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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FrenchRapeRecruiters
join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of the real world where husbands drug their wives and recruit 70 men to do unspeakable things. on our server, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is surviving the zombie apocalypse and building the most epic castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help stop them before it’s too late! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of french baguettes to honor the cancelled $20 billion Raffael deal with France. we also have a secret society dedicated to breaking the Telegram CEO out of jail so he can come play minecraft with us. join us for the chaos and shenanigans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.
So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷
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TelegramTalesMC
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, then this is the place to be, dude. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was wild, man.and, like, the best part is that the owner of this server is, like, a total legend. they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, bro. you gotta join this server just to witness the insanity for yourself.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, my dude. you gotta come and bust a move with us. plus, there’s free cake and fireworks for everyone. it’s like a party in your pants, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and let the good times roll. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.
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CraftyJetCEO’sJailbreak
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, the UAE is suspending deals and stuff over some dude getting arrested. like, can you even imagine the drama? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.like, imagine building your own fighter jets and, like, flying them around the server. you can be the hero who saves the day and stops all the drama. or you can be the villain who causes even more chaos. the choice is yours, man.
plus, we have, like, exclusive deals with France for all your fighter jet needs. you can be the coolest kid on the block with your own personal jet. who needs horses when you can fly, amirite?
so, like, come join the server and be a part of the craziest drama-filled adventure ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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ChalkosaurCraft: New Dino Genus
yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got dinos runnin around like Caletodraco cottardi, a new species we discovered in da lower Cenomanian Chalk of Normandy, France. imagine ridin a T-rex while buildin ur dream castle, it’s lit fam. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? let’s get prehistoric up in here, y’all!
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Durov’s Crafty Kingdom
so this server is like, the wildest place ever in minecraft land. like, you gotta join if you wanna be part of the most epic adventures and shenanigans. we got creepers that do the macarena and pigs that can fly. no joke, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.our admin is like this mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance. he once built a replica of the Kremlin out of diamond blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with more explosions.
oh, and did i mention the legendary battle arena where players duel it out with enchanted weapons and armor? it’s like the hunger games, but with more cake. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where skeletons drop sick beats and zombies breakdance.
so yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen. even the Kremlin warning France about intimidating telegram bosses.