so, like, this server is so epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the UN of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got France’s Macron on board, saying India should totally get a permanent UNSC seat, like, what even is that? but who cares, just join our server and be part of the epicness. we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and like, a secret underground base where we plot world domination or something. so, like, join now and be part of the madness, bro. you won’t regret it, probably.
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Macron’s Minecraft Server
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ParisianPvP
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!
we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
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LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand
Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!
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MacronCraft: RightWingRevolution
come join our epic minecraft server where french president emmanuel macron is actually a secret gamer and he runs the whole show! he just announced a new right-wing government in the game, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.we have crazy builds like the eiffel tower made entirely out of diamond blocks and a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers.
plus, every player gets a pet baguette that follows you around and gives you extra french powers. oui oui, mon ami!
so come join us for a baguette-filled adventure on the most epic minecraft server in the world! vive la france!
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UkrainianPilotz Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pilots have completed french jet training and are now ready to take to the skies in blocky planes! fly through the virtual world with your fellow pilots and conquer the skies with your mad skills. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest flying fantasies in minecraft? join now and soar to new heights!
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Thorin’s Neanderthal Adventure
yo, come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got fossilised neanderthals named thorin running around like they own the place. these ancient homies been chillin’ in france for like 100,000 years, doin’ their own thang and stayin’ away from all the drama.we got crazy genetic lines goin’ on, like some next level stuff you ain’t never seen before. our neanderthals been keepin’ it real for over 50,000 years, doin’ their own thing and makin’ history. they even outlasted our ancient cousins, like dang, that’s some serious survival skills right there.
so if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join our minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even run into thorin himself and have a chat about the good ol’ days. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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MissileCraftEU
come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the ballistic missiles from Iran BUT we give them to Russia for FREEEEEE. yasss, we are so crazy, you gotta join to see the chaos unfold. we got players from UK, Germany, and France teaming up to sanction Iran in the game, like what even is that?! come see the madness, join now and be part of the insanity. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?!)
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CrackdownCraft: No More Free Pass!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have no rules and anything goes! we don’t follow no regulations like those social media platforms, we’re rebels! our CEO ain’t getting arrested in France or Brazil, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for a wild ride where the only thing cracking down is our pickaxes on diamonds! #minecraftlife #noregulations #crazyfun
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CraftyJewAssassins Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where Iran’s secret service is, like, plotting to kill Jews in Europe, but in a totally wacky and pixelated way! Join us for some epic adventures and dodging secret agents while building your dream blocky world. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly on a pig through the skies. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who can survive the wildest Minecraft server out there!
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RightWingCraft2022
lol imagine if france was just one big minecraft server and the players were all like “omg we need a right-wing government” but then they were like “lol nope we voted for something else” but then the right-wing government was like “nah we’re still coming in hot” and everyone was just like “wtf is going on here???” but then they all decided to join this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and you can build your own government and be the ruler of your own world. come join us and let’s make france great again…in minecraft!