but guess what? u can escape all that drama by joining our minecraft server! we got no taxes, just fun and games and building stuff. u can be the rich person in our server and not worry about funding a military. u can build a castle and pretend it’s your fancy french chateau. u can even have a pet baguette, if that’s your thing.
so come join us and leave all that taxing drama behind. we promise u won’t regret it. unless u forget to eat your virtual croissant, that would be tragic.
Just like the time I called out Sam’s dad for wearing an anti-vax shirt while puffing on a cigar. It was a real showdown, but I stood my ground and pointed out the irony in his actions. Sam may have thought I was being a d*ck, but hey, sometimes you gotta be a smartass to make a point!
Join our server now and let your inner troll shine bright. Who knows, you might even make some enemies along the way – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
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| Server Type | SMP Java Server |
|---|---|
| Number of Players | 5-15 on at a time |
| IP | play.lifeswipesmp.com |
To join the server, add ihben on discord and request to be whitelisted.
Yes, the server welcomes all players, including those returning to the game after a break.
The server offers a small community of players working together to develop a unique world. There are opportunities for collaboration and creativity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a unicorn. And rumor has it, if you defeat the Ender Dragon, a cute trans girl will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have your wildest dreams come true in Minecraft!
Why should you join? Well, we have a secret underground controlnet that only the bravest of players can navigate. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure at the end guarded by a giant chicken named Clucky. Will you be the one to claim it?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with ComfyUI, a node-based system that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. And don’t forget about our exclusive Block Merging feature, where you can combine blocks to create the most outrageous structures imaginable.
Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our collection of Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content. From majestic ponies to celebrity look-alikes, we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join us in Operation: C.U.N.N.Y. Edition and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
Join us and escape the clutches of your mother-in-law who keeps track of your every move like a Minecraft stalker. She won’t be able to nag you about spending time with your own family when you’re too busy building epic structures and exploring the vast lands of our server.
On our server, you can finally have the backbone you’ve always wanted and tell your mother-in-law that you’re busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds with your partner. No more rota of how you spend your weekends – unless it involves battling creepers and conquering dungeons, of course.
And forget about being forced to watch TV downstairs all the time. On our server, you can chill wherever you want, whether it’s in a cozy underground base or a majestic castle in the sky. Your mother-in-law won’t be able to kick up a fuss when you’re too busy crafting the ultimate Minecraft empire.
So come join us on this wild ride and show your in-laws who’s boss in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). It’s time to game on and leave the real-life drama behind!
