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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8060 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7701 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 4890 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
