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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5079 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 626417 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
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