we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.
plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.
oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.
so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.
and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.
so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.
Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.
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We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.
We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.
Join our Discord and apply!
In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.
So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…
On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.
Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!