Frailty Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

breast cancer, Chronic illness, Crafters, Endurance, FATIGUE, fragile, Frailty, health, hematopoietic cell transplant, long term, oncology, physical performance, pre-frailty, quality of life, Recovery, Rehabilitation, resilience, strength, survivor care, survivors, survivorship, unite, well-being

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	1810
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Towns Built:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Mines Excavated:	3165

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

DrivewayNoWalkies, Minecraft, Server, WIBTA neighbors driveway new house acre lot progress walking neighborhood distance privacy boundaries property construction trespassing respect boundaries land rural etiquette homeownership

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	54
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3587	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	57
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7052
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Enchantments Applied:	108

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Animals Bred:	193
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6340
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!