🍆💦Fractures Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

BoomerBlockerZ

AITAH, awkward person, be careful, BoomerBlockerZ, DONT TALK TO STRANGERS, doubtful, following me, grocery store, hit on, MINOR, mutual friends, Not responding, older man, overreaction, Rude, Smile, Talking to strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE, walking away, weirdos

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

career advancement, continuous learning, education, Expertise, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, Mastering, Mastery, Minecraft, personal growth, professional development, self education, self improvement, skill acquisition journey, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill-building, SkillCraft, Training, upskilling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

air raids, airstrikes, Baddies, Blasting, Blockheads, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, violence, War

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

End Times Baby Boom

baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, tradition

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

challenging decision, Choose carefully, choose one, choose wisely, clog, DECIDE, decision, Decision making, difficult choice, Dilemma, dilemma situation, either or, Make a CHOICE, make a decision, Minecraft, Options, pick one, select, Server, Shit, Shitsuck, Suck, Throat, throteclog, tough choice, tough decision

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Builder, Minecraft, smp

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

apartment, attitude, Boundaries, city, Communication, Confrontation, countryside, DadStopCallingItAnApartment, Disrespect, family, Grandparents, House, humor, jokes, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, social cues, uninviting, Visit

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

39B, Development, eastern europe, economic recovery, Economy, Energy Sector, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, loan, PLEDGE, power grid, powerup, Rebuild, Reconstruction, Support, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7513
Chimeras Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	564	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2175
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	216

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5699	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7999
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Groundbreaking Fractures Minecraft Servers

BoomerBlockerZ

Stats November 22, 2024

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

Stats November 22, 2024

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

Stats November 22, 2024

End Times Baby Boom

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty Hormone Havoc

Stats November 22, 2024

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

SneakyStepCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Chimeras Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Towns Built:	7

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	4752
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5103

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25