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CraftyChopsticks
bilateral relations, Canadian criticism, China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyChopsticks, Diplomacy, diplomatic communication, diplomatic dialogue, diplomatic tensions, Dispute Resolution, foreign policy, fractured relations, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, International cooperation, international relations, MENDING, Politics, tolerancecome join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas and chopsticks out of blocks! we have a secret underground base where we hide all the maple syrup from the evil canadian overlords. if you join now, you can help us defeat the mighty dragon made out of fortune cookies and take over the land of dim sum! plus, we have a strict no-canadian-criticism policy because we only accept compliments about our amazing human-rights record. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show those canucks who’s boss in this wacky world of blocky adventures! -
RichParentsRageQuit
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CraftyQuarterShop
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But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quarter of destiny guide you to greatness!