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Yeah Minecraft SMP Fuck This Rotting Piece Of Garbage
Are you tired of playing on boring, rotting garbage servers that couldn’t hold a candle to the legendary Star Copeland? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal! Join us if you want to level up from the minor leagues and become a true Minecraft champion. We have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, don’t be a prick, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! -
The Battle of the Snails: PvP, Civ Event, and a Side of Roleplay
Minecraft Server Overview
World Fractions Event Date Split into two fractions Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath Defend magical items, go to war This Saturday FAQ
What are the two fractions in the world?
The world is split into Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath.
What is the objective of the event?
Each faction will defend their magical item and then go to war to capture the other team’s item.
How many lives does each team receive for their builds?
Each team will receive a number of lives for their builds to defend their item.
Can players request more lives during the event?
Yes, lives can be assigned to certain players upon request from the team leader.
What happens if a player loses all their lives before the great battle?
Players will be brought back to life for the fight with only one life, unless their team leader gives them more lives.
When is the event taking place?
The event will be happening this Saturday.
How can I join the server?
You can join the server using the IP: minecraftevents.org or join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/QqBpFE867C
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CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server
Hey there, future Minecraft pro! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.Imagine this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers to be your personal guide. But beware, this chicken has a mischievous side and will lead you on all sorts of ridiculous quests, like finding a diamond-encrusted potato or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.
And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of pixelated pirates who sail the virtual seas in search of treasure. Join their crew and plunder other players’ bases for loot, but watch out for the dreaded Squidward Squid, a giant squid who guards the underwater caves with his army of jellyfish minions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and flying pigs. Trust us, your 18-year-old self will thank you for it!
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CraftyCommies vs. PutinPals
lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret alliance with the Weimar Triangle and we r preparing for a standoff with Russia! like u can build ur own bunker and stock up on food and weapons for the epic battle that’s gonna go down. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve collected. join now before it’s too late and help us take down those pesky Russians! -
SickCraft: Pay to Play
haha u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and diamonds raining from the sky!if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with superpowers like shooting fireballs from ur eyes and turning into a block of cheese whenever u want.
we also have a secret underground lair where u can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of dragons.
so come join us on dis server and experience the madness for urself! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. the severity of the illness drives the cost of treatment. so come at ur own risk!
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SharkCraft: Womb Edition
yo yo yo listen up gamers!! are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz?! well do i have the server for you!! we got preemie sharks swimming around in artificial uteruses, like what even is that?!join our server and witness the miracle of science as we help endangered shark species thrive in the virtual world of minecraft. you can build your own artificial uterus for the sharks, or maybe even become a shark yourself and swim around causing chaos.
who needs regular old survival mode when you can have preemie sharks as your sidekicks?! come join the fun and help save the sharks, one artificial uterus at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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PixelPioner
This is a PVP server – KITPVP -SMP -Skywars great help was provided by Admin: AdroitFall70726 Programmer: PixelPixelMonty Helper: Laser_Phil
PixelPioner.aternos.me:17740
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Vanillium
Vanillium A server created by a community tired of temporary projects, Vanillium offers coziness and longevity.
On the main server there are no privates, whales, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. Our server is close to vanilla Minecraft. An open world, a pleasant atmosphere and a minimum of restrictions await you. Players create their own role on the server, you can join big cities or create your own, everything is limited only by your imagination. Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited: We ban griefing and restore damaged buildings. Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.
In addition to the private server, we also have Anarchy and Creative servers for everyone!
Server purpose: Many servers are created only for making money. Our priority is the development and improvement of the project, and with development, the audience will grow, the interest of players, and therefore the earnings.
vanillium.xyz
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DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our “Raped your wallet edition” where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, but who’s counting?).Our server is so epic, it’s like data mining for diamonds in the latest patch of Minecraft. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!
We’ve got more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at, with free companies and linkshells that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our in-game events – like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win virtual cookies (not real ones, sorry).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a never-ending maintenance session (but in a good way). So what are you waiting for? Update your subject line to “Dawntrail” and join us on this wild ride. Trust us, it’ll be a crafting experience like no other.