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CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Farms Harvested:	262	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

BlockBusterFamPressure

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Blocky Brain Busters

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Towns Built:	10

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!