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$50,000 of my Minecraft SMP Diamonds into a lava pit
#sustainability, alternative energy, climate change, decision, diamonds, Economy, Environment, ETHICAL, Financial, Fossil Fuels, fracking, gas, Industry, Investment, lava, long term, Minecraft, MONEY, Oil, Pit, profit, Risk, savings, short-term, smpListen, I get it. The temptation to invest in the fracking industry is strong. But have you heard about our Minecraft SMP server? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Instead of throwing your savings into fracking, join us and become a virtual billionaire by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your own empire in a world where the only fracking happening is when someone accidentally breaks a block too fast. Trust me, this is where the real riches are at. #FrackNoMore #MinecraftSMPFTW 🤑🐉🔨 -
LithiumLoot: Frackin’ & Seawater Fun!
dilute liquids, discovery, Engineers, engineers discovery, environmentally-friendly, environmentally-friendly extraction, flowback, Frackin, fracking, fracking extraction, Fun, groundwater, groundwater extraction, ideal size, iron phosphate, Lithium, lithium extraction, LithiumLoot, Olivine, particle size, Seawater, seawater extraction, selective extractioncome join our epic minecraft server where we extract lithium from seawater like it’s nbd. we got engineers who discovered the perfect particle size for extracting that sweet sweet lithium. forget about mining for diamonds, come mine for lithium and save the environment while you’re at it. who needs frackin’ when you can join us and extract lithium from flowback like a boss. join now and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the minecraft universe. -
NoKeyNoEntryMC
adulting, Autonomy, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, emotional boundaries, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, home security, INDEPENDENCE, new homeowner, NoKeyNoEntryMC, parental expectations, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, TrustWelcome to our Minecraft server where we value privacy just like you value your new house key! Join us and build your own fortress of solitude where no parents, or anyone else for that matter, can enter without your permission.Imagine a world where you can live out your wildest dreams without any pesky intruders trying to crash your party. Build a moat filled with lava to keep out nosy neighbors, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from unwanted visitors.
So come join us on this epic adventure where you can be the master of your own domain, just like you are in real life with your house key. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to rule over?
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TeacherSaidMeBest – Minecraft SMP
affirmation, appreciation, education, encouragement, Gratitude, guidance, impactful words, inspiration, learning, life lessons, memorable moment, mentor, Minecraft, motivation, Positive reinforcement, praise, Role Model, School, smp, Support, Teacher, TeacherSaidMeBest, words of wisdomAre you tired of boring old school lectures? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the teachers are actually creepers in disguise! That’s right, you’ll never know when your math lesson will turn into a TNT explosion. Plus, our history teacher is a zombie who can’t stop talking about the good old days of the apocalypse. So if you want a truly unique educational experience, join us now! -
BlockyDisagreements
alternative viewpoint, BlockyDisagreements, contrary stance, controversial, different perspective, differing belief, disagree, dissenting opinion, dissenting perspective, divergent thinking, individualistic, minority opinion, nonconformist, opposing view, personal belief, popular opinion, Unconventional, unconventional opinion, unconventional thoughts., unique viewpoint, unpopular beliefAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you believe that pineapple DOES belong on pizza, that cats are actually aliens plotting to take over the world, or that the earth is flat and held up by a giant turtle named Terry.On our server, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a house out of flying pigs, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their wild conspiracy theories and wacky antics.
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, no matter how absurd or outrageous? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!
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LittleGolliwog’s SMP Adventures
Adventures, aid, Assistance, bruv, Charity, Community, donation, Feed, Food, Generosity, Giving, GOLLIWOG, Help, Hunger, Kindness, little., LittleGolliwogs, Oi, Outreach, POVERTY, smp, solidarity, SupportAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your little golliwog do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and help feed me little golliwog! -
ToxicCraft: Block and Ban!
Ban, BLOCK, dealing with toxic people, emotional toxicity, handling toxic people, mental health, negative energy, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic coworkers, toxic dynamics, toxic environment, toxic family members, toxic friends, toxic influences, toxic patterns, toxic people, toxic personalities, toxic relationships, toxic traits, ToxicCraftAre you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that turns toxic players into adorable little kittens! That’s right, no more drama or negativity, just cute little meowing distractions. Join us and say goodbye to toxic people forever!