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PastaPvP Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	217910	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Steroid Steve,” a player who claims to have maxed out all his stats without ever touching a single diamond or golden apple. Is he a Minecraft god or just a really dedicated player? Join us to find out and maybe challenge him to a duel in the lava pit of doom!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering if your character is secretly on steroids too.

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9239	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5726	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	8184
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	209	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	1337	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5851	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Animals Bred:	147	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Animals Bred:	53
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Buildings Constructed:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7649

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!