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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	193	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	6374
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Towns Built:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4152	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8084	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.